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BabyTrump 120 points ago +120 / -0

Giving up their royalty has to be up there with the dumbest decisions in history.

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Count_Dyscalculia 99 points ago +99 / -0

Only after the one where the Royals let her in in the first place.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 43 points ago +43 / -0

It is amazing that they allowed an actual prostitute into the royal family.

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PROCIsAsshoe 28 points ago +28 / -0

'Yacht girls' are just strong, empowered female stewardesses!!! /s

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asparaghosi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fierce nautical nookie! Slay!!!

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snuggs316 12 points ago +12 / -0

historical precedent: see also, wallis simpson.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 17 points ago +17 / -0

Somewhat of a precedent, true. But whereas Wallis was by all accounts an unfaithful slag, Megan was an actual prostitute, working as a "yacht girl". There are definitely many similarities between them though and they were both able to successfully cuck their respective princes.

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buco 11 points ago +11 / -0

They already had a pedo, round out the family with a pro.

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

My theory: she's a cabal plant designed to destroy one of the iconic institutions of British culture.

Probably a crypto-Rothschild.

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deathcat 18 points ago +18 / -0

He thought she'd be well received like Princess Diana. The difference is that Diana wasn't a whore.

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PosterIsDead 11 points ago +12 / -1

Well. . . . not at first . . . .

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even still, neither of these decisions were worse than when the royals decided to give control over the country to a parliament. It's been all downhill for the brits since then... they lost a global empire.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 42 points ago +42 / -0

Wasn't she one of the people originally threatening to leave America if POTUS got elected?

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Keiichi81 69 points ago +69 / -0

I know she smugly said she'd never live in America as long as Trump was President. So that turned out to be a lie.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hard to get illegal aliens slaving away at her service for next to nothing in any other country.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cher was another and she was moving to Mars!

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streakybacon 25 points ago +25 / -0

They probably thought it would work out like Buddah or even Muhammed. The whole fake humility routine

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streakybacon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Its a bit like Mark Zuckerberg pretending that driving an "ordinary" car makes him humble

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Bye-den 18 points ago +18 / -0

you kidding? this was always her plan. snare low-self-esteem manchild and then drag him back to Hollywood. instant celebrity, revive her flagging acting career

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xiao_maga_part2 11 points ago +11 / -0

And divorce his ass when she gets a high enough level of fame. Little does this dumb bitch realize her celebrity will go to zero after she divorces Harry even if it takes a few years to materialize.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be so much fun!

I'd love to see her divorce him, then he returns to the UK with Archie, begins to take back his royal duties, has his title restored.

Does this HUGE redemption arc and the public fall in love with him again.

Maybe says,

Can you forgive me? I lost my head for what I thought was love.

Only when I lost my love did I realize that true love was my love for the British people, our shared history, and my family.

While she fades away into a brief footnote in history. And can't get invited to a Z-list party.

Then he gets married again to a woman who fits in beautifully. And everyone lives happily ever after.

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snuggs316 9 points ago +9 / -0

her disney voice-over on the elephant migration film premiere apparently just happened. the critics' reviews were not....glowing.

i bet the sussex household is not a pretty place to be today.

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Keiichi81 17 points ago +17 / -0

Worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Maybe ever.

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PROCIsAsshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

We thought we were getting a steal by sending them Madonna! Until that 'player to be named later' in the trade was revealed to be a parasite package deal.