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Meghan Markle spotted in welfare line with new child. Complaining that President won’t pay for her security. (i.maga.host)
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– AenAllAin 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMAO!

  • Ding marries Prince Dong.

  • Ding has Dong shirk royal duties for a "progressive new role".

  • Dong loses royal title.

  • Ding and Dong move to Canada, so that they can go back to living like "regular people".

  • Ding and Dong flee Canada's "Progressive" Healthcare and Viral Diversity to California.

  • Ding and Dong are shocked to learn that "regular people" don't receive government sponsored security, (just like the President).

...TBD...

  • Ding becomes unhappy, as she realizes she was always just a spoiled, entitled prick, and actually hates living like "regular people".

  • Ding leaves Dong for someone who isn't just a "regular loser".

  • Dong learns a harsh lesson about Progressive women and their idiotic ideals.

  • The "regular people" live happily ever after laughing at the clown show.

THE END

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