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Bt443407 121 points ago +121 / -0

Best part is that you can’t advance without answering the question. Gotta pick one assholes!

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mikeroolz 60 points ago +60 / -0

And if you don't finish, they come to your house to get the answers. Cucks are forced to answer the question eventually.

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tombombadil 17 points ago +17 / -0

If you were a man that identified as a woman wouldn’t you just check the female box?

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commies0ride0free 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sure, but now that they’ve created “non-binary” and a bunch of other crap there’s plenty that will get stumped

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would assume so.

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kastmaster2000 14 points ago +14 / -0

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME HIS ASSUMPTION!!!

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ladypede_killer 6 points ago +7 / -1

The left has soccer moms, we have hockey moms!

Kudos.

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mikeroolz 5 points ago +6 / -1

Maybe, but this'll throw the non-binary, blue hair soy guzzlers for a loop.

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smartredditor 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, the census takers will come to your house for a penis inspection at some point.

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PurestEvil 0 points ago +1 / -1

But that's called lying!

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PamelaD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did it online the day I got it and I have still received two calls so far asking about doing the census. I told both of them that I already did it online, they thank me and that's it so I don't believe it's some type of scam call. Anyway... quit calling me!!

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UpTrump 18 points ago +18 / -0

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 11 points ago +11 / -0

It even says sex. So trannies BTFO lmao

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TinderWolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

Technically their "sex" is in a garbage can somewhere.

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Highball 4 points ago +4 / -0

Savage

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TinderWolf 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope it leads to them boycotting the census. They're that fucking dumb. lol

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

And if you can't pick? You click the "help" button. Exactly how reality works.

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Spirit_of_Resistance 38 points ago +38 / -0

It still infuriates me to this day how hard our own elected officials have been fighting to ensure people who shouldn't be in our country to begin with won't have to tell the census takers if they're illegal or not.

I'm hoping Trump pulls out a miracle when it's all said and done, this country needs some serious disinfectant

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MerlynTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Constitution says that Congressional representation is allocated to states based on total population. But that doesn't mean states have to do so with their legislature. Red states should allocate their legislative districts based on only the citizen population and then sue the Feds to force a citizenship question on the Census in a court that's mostly conservative judges (like the Fifth Circuit). Spez: Although Congressional districts are allocated base on total population, I think states can still draw the actual district boundaries based on citizen population, but that may be debateable.

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Chicitybendah 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are still people in the country legally that are not citizens.

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Meddlesom 11 points ago +11 / -0

They shouldn't get representation either, and they definitely shouldn't count towards where the electorals are allocated.

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MAGAlikeLINCOLN 3 points ago +4 / -1

Im in another country right now and have been for a long time. It never crossed my mind nor am I now able to rationalize why the hell I would or should have the right to vote in their elections or get any of the benefits traditionally given to citizens.

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Whoopies_tds 21 points ago +21 / -0

I was on the UN site a few days ago for a stupid reason and they had the same 2 genders. I was offended so I left

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rma92 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need the SpaceX reeeee mission to Mars rocket!

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alienjesus 18 points ago +19 / -1

What does HELP say when you click on it?

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mikeroolz 38 points ago +38 / -0

It says "Hint: There are only two genders."

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1776-or-1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hahahaha

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Fredo_Cuomo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Flashes the Suicide Hotline Number

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

It generates a referral for a psychiatric session.

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Staatssicherheit 13 points ago +13 / -0

There are three genders. Male, Female and.....

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pyre2001 8 points ago +8 / -0

It should say Male, Female and non-binnary. When you click non-binnary you get an error that says please pick a gender.

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GrimCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Help

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Pheenixm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Attack Helicopters

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HotRoastedNuts 12 points ago +12 / -0

The China flu only appears to affect males and females so our trans friends are safe.

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not from themselves. Something wrong with guys who want to chop their own dick off.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t get COVID if you kill yourself first!

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ladypede_killer 2 points ago +3 / -1

-Liberals all over the country rn

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, I chuckled when I saw that. Lots of confusion out there on the first question.

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SlickWillie 7 points ago +7 / -0

"but muh 'gender' is different than muh 'sex'."

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not if you don’t understand either lmao

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ModerateConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of my distant cousins is a gender specialist.

I still don't understand what he does.

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pitter928 6 points ago +6 / -0

This makes me so happy.

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chinita_atx 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder how an HRC admin would have done this question.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

She would have asked, "do you have mental illness?"

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CoreyAnder 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’d love to see a confused tranny button pushing meme.

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OllieNorth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I work for the Census and was told that for home visits we might want to delay that question until the end to avoid people stopping midway of they aren't male or female.

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GrimCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

DOES NOT...COMPUTE. WILL... SELF DESTRUCT.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a conservative behind enemy lines in CA, I've decided not to respond to the census.

No more money for illegals. No more congressional votes. This state must die.

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Dang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. Wont be filling it out either in CA

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DonLemon 4 points ago +4 / -0

And CNN can confirm, only men and women are suffering from COVID-19. There are no reported deaths of non binary gendered people....yet.

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kamakura7 4 points ago +4 / -0

*literally shaking*

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CLARENCE_ASSLER 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's unfortunate. We could get a really good head count of who has a mental illness if we let them choose one of the other 106.

Just kidding of course, there are only 2 genders. Biology is real. You can't change your chromosomes. Its dangerous to delude these mentally ill people any further.

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Ham_Sandwich77 3 points ago +3 / -0

See, that's how you beat this whole "gender fluidity" crap: Just go by sex instead. Sex is biological and never changes.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol! I took a screenshot of mine too!

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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I very distinctly scrawled on my snail-mail version (under the 'race' option - 'white' offered almost as an afterthought in micro-print now) Option Z: NATIVE BORN AND NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN WHO DOES NOT DESERVE REPRESENTATION on mine - hope the PC Police don't come after me.

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

The REEEEEEEE heard round the world

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FooLyCooLie 2 points ago +4 / -2

Username checks out.

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linkinu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I may be alittle odd, but on the demographics section of the census, I put "other" and fill in "American".

I'm not going to play their silly race games.

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NationalFervor 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Help" lol

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vereavem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stew over it until the next census!

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Q1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is asking for their Sex, not their Gender.

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jcd_007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope that leftists in leftist states refuse to fill it out because of this.

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HillaryAteMyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not that I think there's more than 2 genders, this is asking sex not gender.

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GottliebPins 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have to click on help then you probably shouldn’t be filling out government forms. You should probably have someone acting as your legal guardian taking care of such things while you voluntarily seek psychological treatment.

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DontTreadOnThee 2 points ago +2 / -0

According to Anna Navarro GEOTUS is a science denier.

Well this disproves that.

I love the elites blue check mark crew who daily helps know what is not only the important topics to talk about but how to feel about them.

Thanks but no thanks

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ShaggyTitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

They asked if your white, what are you? English irish.?.. I put American

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teh_dahnald 2 points ago +2 / -0

not hearing about other genders is the only bright light in the corona cloud

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rural pedes, make sure to fill out your census. You don't want to be undercounted.

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Bye-den 2 points ago +2 / -0

No joke, I do research using the U.S . Census data. I am writing a paper about gender differences in _____ and one of the journal editors responded by saying

"it bothers me that you treat gender as binary and time-invariant in your analysis. surely you understand that we now understand that gender is a social and fluid construct. your Census data is limited by a binary, fixed-at-birth quality that renders it unusable."

dunno, I saw that as a feature not a bug.

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Grief 4 points ago +5 / -1

Report them for mental illness and ask for a new editor that believes in science

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Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was sad about the no citizenship question but I was damn happy about that one.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. The census does not need input from mentally ill attention-seekers.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Birth certificates state gender upon birth. So what happens when people commit fraud on this question? Does the Government, who is requesting this information, over look the fact that people committed fraud ? Because we all know, transgender people, for spite, will misslead on this question.

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please tell me there's analytics on the site to record how much usage that "Help" button gets

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

There were a few interesting questions that made me giggle out-loud.

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Skibumin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm upset I couldn't identify as a dinosaur

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DookieJones 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh Shit! I'm not in the US and forgot I have to do that. I'd better check my mail back there.

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm... Spicy!

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Comntrinchief 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed that today when doing the census as well. Still shaking.

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