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TheSwiftPepe 125 points ago +125 / -0

Potentially planning a sneak attack. Which by the sound of it, Trump has complete awareness of lol. Fail

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Mr_Beanths 71 points ago +72 / -1

My Prezzy also put his big balls on the table and said “Try me, you terrorist Bitches. Just try me.”

Iran gonna feel the big hurt soon.

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uzi5v2 35 points ago +35 / -0

It would be over before it started.

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PartialAnon 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s already over. Iran just doesn’t know it yet.

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10DancingIsraelis -8 points ago +5 / -13

*TOTALLY NOT A FALSE FLAG FROM ISRAEL TO GET THE USA TO HAVE ANOTHER WAR FOR THEM

NOT*

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El__Trumpo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Begone false flagger.

Reform/liberal jews suck tho

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noPTSDforMePlease 3 points ago +4 / -1

you know, not everything is a false flag.

it is in Iran's self interest to start another war with the USA. they are already under sanctions, have massive protests from their own people, seems like half their governing body has corona virus, their economy is shit, etc.

a war with a foreign country would be a good way for Iran to focus their national attention on a foreign enemy (as opposed to protesting internally), allows their government to purge any dissidents, allows them to stimulate their economy by purchasing and using arms from internal companies, etc.

Israel isn't a boogy man. not everything in the middle east is their fault.

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SurrenderFreeman 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yea, a world war requires people defending Iran.

Who's gonna do that now during a pandemic?

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MAGAnic316 15 points ago +15 / -0

*John Kerry has entered the chat

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texaspede 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wouldn't be unheard of for Russia to place troops on their borders as obstacles.

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10DancingIsraelis -1 points ago +5 / -6

NO MORE WARS FOR ISRAEL

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SquiggyMcPepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

We won't be attacking iran directly. That will be the job of the population and the GCC troops who have infiltrated the country. IF we strike it will probably be their navy and any forces outside of iran.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 39 points ago +39 / -0

Trump: "Iran will never have a nuclear weapon"

Nuclear weapon detonates in terrible "Iranian nuclear accident"

Trump: "lol told you"

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 12 points ago +12 / -0

Amazing, and tragic, how their stockpile of HEU formed itself into a critical mass, and surrounded itself with shaped charges of HE sufficient to produce this horrible, if spectacular, result. Truly an unfortunate oversight by the now former Iranian nuclear scientists.

Coincidentally several dozen of our drones were surveiling the area at the time and captured this unfortunate event in stunning 4k full color video, some if it recorded at 14million FPS.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top fucking kek

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AllAmericanAdonis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would axe what did it have on Hilary Clinton?

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

IRANIAN HEU SOCKS DIDN'T IMPLOSION THEMSELVES?

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BaldyGull 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did anyone else hear a centrifuge crying?

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Backslash2099 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that what that sound was?

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LookFatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Navy ???? AHAHAHAHAA!!

They got another canoe??

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SquiggyMcPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's just a handful of destroyers and frigates but they can certainly strike anywhere in the gulf if they want. Of course if they attack US forces they would be obliterated in short order but if they want to target other nations craft like oil tankers they could do a fair amount of damage.

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AmazingAlphonseA 12 points ago +12 / -0

The last time the Iranians tried something stupid like that; their big terrorist chief got emasculated by a guided missile.

I guess they didn't learned. I guess Trump will have to remind them what they missed soon.

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Kek_Johnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Little burnt cloud of pink mist.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not so sneaky.

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10DancingIsraelis 1 point ago +5 / -4

**TOTALLY NOT A FALSE FLAG

NOTTTTT**

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uzi5v2 42 points ago +42 / -0

Got caught planning an attack on our troops.

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AmericanMason1 6 points ago +10 / -4

Fuck off guy.

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advancedrescue 3 points ago +4 / -1

I could see why they would want too, but it wouldn’t be worth the risk for them. The US is the one(major) country that always has their back. Hell even the UK tends to side with Iran a lot, the UN also. It’s not worth the risk of being discovered and pissing off the one country that always got your back, and supplied your military with everything you got.

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AmericanMason1 2 points ago +6 / -4

"Both the Israeli and U.S. governments conducted inquiries and issued reports that concluded the attack was a mistake due to Israeli confusion about the ship's identity. In May 1968, the Israeli government paid US$3.32 million (equivalent to US$24.4 million in 2019) to the U.S. government in compensation for the families of the 34 men killed in the attack. In March 1969, Israel paid a further $3.57 million ($24.9 million in 2019) to the men who had been wounded. In December 1980, it agreed to pay $6 million ($18.6 million in 2019) as the final settlement for material damage to Liberty itself plus 13 years of interest.[8]"

It could've been a major fuck up, it could've been rogue pilots, it could've been a mistake and unintentional -- friendly fire is obviously a major issue in war. You're entitled to your opinion on what happened, and it's just an opinion, but suck my nuts. Any fucking idiot knows why people like you always bring up the Liberty.

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HungNavySeal300Kills -5 points ago +6 / -11

They can downvote you but they can't downvote history.

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AmericanMason1 3 points ago +9 / -6

Friendly fire is a real shame in war. Any fucking idiot knows why people like you always bring up the Liberty when Israel comes up. We should all remember Operation Cottage and Exercise Tiger and cut our ties to Canada and the UK immediately! I think those were on purpose! Fuck off dude.

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asparaghosi 21 points ago +22 / -1

Muslims worship a prophet that fucked a 9-year old child. It's a disgusting false religion.

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EvanGRogers 7 points ago +7 / -0

According to the Hadith, a prophecy of Mohammed's proved false. According to the Old Testament, this means he wasn't a prophet.

Their excuse? "Satan cast magic on Mohammed".

Christian reply: Satan tried that on Jesus, but man does not live by bread alone; one must not tempt God. Away with you, satan!

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Tripin 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's literally legal to marry 9 year olds in the Islam world...wtf you smoking? Yes, we have corrupt people in the Courts..yes we have corrupt politicians...but when caught with evidence they usually go down (in most cases). In the Islam world you can literally throw a public wedding as a 50 year old man and openly marry a 9 year old girl.....

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Rich11 1 point ago +2 / -1

Abbas, and his Hamas cronies. They start at 8, and work their way down

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ladypede_killer 6 points ago +9 / -3

Fuck off with that bullshit.

Leftist shill.

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GreekFreakFan 0 points ago +7 / -7

"But, muh MOSSAD, muh Zionists, muh blood rituals, and muh antee-cryyst!!"

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AmericanMason1 2 points ago +5 / -3

GreekFreakFan, go back to r/SandersForPresident

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AmericanMason1 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was responding to GreekFreakFan. I corrected my post, I had a feeling that was going to happen.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 0 points ago +2 / -2

So sick of these genocidal assholes!!! go back to voat or the other place

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uncled 28 points ago +29 / -1

China is asshole.

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Jojobelle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Isn’t it The people’s republic of Chirona now ?

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KAG_FTW 18 points ago +19 / -1

According the WHO, China is the best country in the world with no problems and no pandemics

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stepping_razor123 4 points ago +4 / -0

username checks out

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stepping_razor123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree. I don't believe Russia would come to Iran's aid or side. Russia would only side with Iran if it was in Russia's best interest. In this scenario I don't think it would help Russia at all. Putin is very pragmatic.

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ladypede_killer 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's only possible to decisively win a war if we don't let leftists define our ROE and publish propaganda in the media and education system, as has happened for every war after WWII

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HarryHood 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is under the assumption Russia, and their allies come to Iran's calling which would be a World War. NATO vs. Russia. Europe vs. Russia. China vs. USA/Europe etc.

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Doctor_McKay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really wonder if a world war is possible at this stage. What with nuclear weapons, advanced satellites, stealth bombers, the internet... I'm not entirely convinced that a long, drawn-out war with many adversaries is possible anymore.

At the very least, the nationalistic "us vs. them" mentality that was present in the first two world wars would be radically different. For the first two world wars, "the enemy" was more or less a faceless evil across the ocean. Now, with the Internet, literally anyone could go on some website and talk to the people in enemy countries. It would really change things.

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MorbidRabbit 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's why the very first thing they'd do is cut off internet access with the countries we would be up against.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup, just imagine if Michael Moore detonated a suicide bomb in Tehran killing several senior officials. How the hell would we explain yes he's an american and a famous one but he's anti american. That attack isn't our doing. Going to war with us isn't fighting him.

Shit gets complicated. Saudi Arabia is basically a shitty daycare for rich kids where some of them sneak off to play in the corner and end up doing 9/11. Doesn't mean you blow up the daycare. It means you tell the teacher to take care of things and you watch while the whip the everloving shit out of the bad kids.

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EggOfDelusion 0 points ago +5 / -5

This is circular logic. We go to war with Iran for Israel so Israel supports the US (not with troops but with nice words) so the US supports Israel.

I’ll be “cucking out” as well. If you want to die for Israel, that’s your choice. Iran is no threat to me.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Side bitches best not step.

I like to think there was a large contingent of the population back in the 1700's that spoke this way about political matters.

Because it's awesome! :)

Anyone want to take a stab at what that era's slang might have sounded like?

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Bahzin 27 points ago +27 / -0

I think its funny, people keep calling possible conflict with Iran a war. That's like calling Biden a viable presidential candidate.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

We can Soleimani a hundred times if need be.

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Bye-den 18 points ago +18 / -0

The question about illegals 2as beautiful.

MISTER PRESIDENT WHET ABOUT UNDOCUMENTED AMERICANS, HOW WILL THEY BE HELPED?

his answer was beautiful: we have CITIZENS who need help.

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mykillk 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh gosh let's not front-run even the liberals talking about WW3 with Iran. Didn't we just go through this nonsense a couple months ago??

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JamesSunderland 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, and then the evil American imperialist government infiltrators shot down a Jetliner with a rocket launcher they snuck into downtown Tehra- oh wait..

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try4gain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Making things worse is what Iran is all about

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

They'll never learn.

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KAG_FTW 5 points ago +6 / -1

Trump could teach them with the push of a button...

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POWERS-humger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trumps a boss... this is the first real president I ever seen in my entire life and the first vote I ever made and it was worth it

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astro_eng 6 points ago +6 / -0

WW3 is the end of the World. This is not that.

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starsabove 6 points ago +6 / -0

Iran doesn't have the capability to wage a war, any war, right now. They're in utter shamble. Their economy is in tatters and the Chinese virus is ripping through their country faster than Italy. They may make some wild, last minute desperate attacks, but thats about it.

It'll be interesting to see which governments survive the virus. Iran's could totally be wiped out. The pro-EU candidates in many European nations are going to have a brutal couple of election cycles.

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OrangeFruitGood 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol, that's a hilarious pic.

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shogun5000 5 points ago +5 / -0

SMH. The ol' deep state is using everything and the kitchen sink this election year.

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Systemfree4 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Deep State gave Iran all those nukes for Insurance. Now we can all see just how bad the last administration screwed us .

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runonce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Iran has unfortunately been transformed into a nation of zombies due to the virus. Only one humane thing to do.

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Undying 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would they temp Trump at this moment? He is so stressed and pissed he would rain fire down upon them.

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memechallenger33 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way. China is driving that car. Iran is in the trunk.

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BannedbyR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Die of wuhanflu? Or Die in jihad and get a 1000 Virgins?

This is the time for war, obviously

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Rodger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Before Iran starts any crap with the USA they need to keep in mind that we have several MOAB's that we can send to them as a parting gift. President Trump's done proved that he will send a MOAB in a heartbeat if it becomes necessary. I feel bad for the Iranian people but the leaders in Iran are never going to change which is unfortunate for the good people in Iran that are forced to live under a tyrannical government.

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wakadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

The media is on the edge of their seat waiting for something to happen. Liberals hate war unless it makes Trump look bad.

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frogman1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bad timing Iran, can’t say “Ayatolldyahso”.

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Cicero1992 1 point ago +1 / -0

you give Iran to much credit...

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flierefluiter 1 point ago +1 / -0

It makes total sense, they need to distract form domestic failures.

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Canadean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why does Iran want to go to war with America?

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El__Trumpo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good meme however i must ask...

Are you really a black oompa loompa?

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Teddy_Schmoozevelt 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hey I've seen this one before!"

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump:

Fuck around and find out

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LookFatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK=BOOM

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

It isn't WW3 when it involves one country and a large to-be parking lot.

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Poonjazzler1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Trumps Twitter is a fuckin strategic defense asset holy shit

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tacosrcool 0 points ago +1 / -1

They just like NK, talking a bunch of shit that they can't back up

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InTheArmsOfThePepe -3 points ago +1 / -4

What if the prep for corona is somehow related? Why all the extra capacity for beds, etc if currently unneeded? Just thinking out loud, not too seriously...

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AmericanMason1 -2 points ago +2 / -4

666evo go back to r/SandersForPresident you twat