I've given this a lot of thought and I can't keep it to myself any longer.

When I was at a Trump rally, Jim Acosta grabbed my arm and forcefully took me into his CNN van. He started yelling at me and complained that the President called him fake news and tried to bully me into saying CNN is real news

My phone rang and the ringtone is President Trump saying We will make America great again, and upon hearing the President's voice he ran out of the van crying and so I escaped