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DESPERATE: Train derailment in San Pedro was a deliberate attempt to smash USNS Mercy, prosecutors say (abc7.com)
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– TDAF 579 points ago +580 / -1

Trump Derailment Syndrome

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– deleted 179 points ago +180 / -1
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– TrumpTrainBot 80 points ago +80 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 357,989,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.687 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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– Chopblock 28 points ago +28 / -0

He persisted

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– ciaramella_is_gay 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fucking we got the best bots LMAO

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– ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 31 points ago +31 / -0

This is correct!

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– CQVFEFE 13 points ago +14 / -1

NO BRAKES

Skiddly wah wah WAA!

ZINNNGGG

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– TrumpTrainBot 11 points ago +11 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,099,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.686 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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– Desperado 155 points ago +155 / -0

What was this loco's motive?

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– QUADBRIX 80 points ago +80 / -0

Won't be tough to track it down.

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– TrumpTrainBot 18 points ago +18 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,039,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.687 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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– TrumpTrainBot 12 points ago +12 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,049,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.687 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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– GilaMonsterous 7 points ago +7 / -0

Normally, I'd be railing against bad puns, but I'll let it slide today.

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– magabirdlady 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wonder how he engineered this.

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– nufosmatic 3 points ago +3 / -0

He trained daily.

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– nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like eating an elephant: one bite at a time... then choo, choo, choo...

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– NavyGuy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Solid dad joke.

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– CQVFEFE 11 points ago +11 / -0

Damn, only one upvote allowed

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– VetforTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sad but true

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– Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice.

Very nice.

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– VelvetFoot 78 points ago +79 / -1

Now that's good!

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– Side-o-Beef_Curtains 42 points ago +42 / -0

You!.... I like you!

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– flashersenpai 36 points ago +36 / -0

heh

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