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InTheArmsOfThePepe 4 points ago +5 / -1

When we say that the Trump train has no brakes, we don't mean that literally...

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TrumpTrainBot 0 points ago +1 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,029,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.687 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!