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DrBJTester 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need your patriot ass in the Senate.

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One_Man_Militia 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're fucking hired dude

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JBlaze056 16 points ago +17 / -1

Sounds like time to start building moats in front of the walls

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RatsCatsBats 6 points ago +6 / -0

with sharks while the Jaws theme plays in the back!

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PhantomShield72 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought you were gonna say "with frickin laserbeams on their foreheads..."

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braveContrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

not just any moats either -- we should dig for magma.

I always wanted to see dwarf fortress like magma moats in real life.

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PatriotSkorzeny 13 points ago +13 / -0

That man gave the shit out of that brief.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Patriarchy in charge! Protect us, Dad!

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SAW2TH 8 points ago +8 / -0

That was the most amazing, off the cuff, summary of “don’t fuck with us” I have ever heard. Beautiful.

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thupertheriousth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've always said a well placed JDAM on the compound of a cartel boss would send a message.

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SimplePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

ALL THE FUCKS YES!!!

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rhohan 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUCK YEAH!!!!

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool like and all but cartels penetrate our borders daily.

We should be sending delta force operators into cartel strong holds and smoking those fools until no one is willing to join a cartel anymore.

With or without the Mexican government's permission.

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

....at all costs"