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posted ago by shockfactor ago by shockfactor +1859 / -0

but I still know that there are only two genders

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1standboobs 58 points ago +58 / -0

Can confirm, I too am drunk, and there are only 2 genders.

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FooLyCooLie 37 points ago +39 / -2

Yup. High as a kite here, and I still know there are only two genders.

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WhineTasting 17 points ago +19 / -2

Isn't it interesting that conservatives are perceived as anti weed? Among my group of friends, most of us get stoned daily.... Yet we still make boat loads of money. (I don't partake). The most successful people I know smoke all the time. It doesn't bother me.

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TrumpsWall 10 points ago +12 / -2

I’m in Oregon and grow my own. For a long time 👌

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NormaJeanRocks 6 points ago +7 / -1

Me too ;)

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HillarysBeaverMunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

He ha, we need a subreddit, I used to visit r/microgrowery, but they hate our kind.

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea I used to go there and make comments, actually had people that wouldnt agree with me, look through my post history and say "yea youre just a dumb drumph supporter no wonder" all of Reddit is a big shithole, fuck that place.

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been insulted many times from my comments and the scans of my r/T_D activity. "*Asshole posts to T_D. Fuckoff!" Those people give civilized, happy stoners a bad name.

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm silly-high on dat sticky-icky-icky right now and there are still only 2 genders.

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PamelaD 6 points ago +7 / -1

My whole family is conservative and I am the only one that doesn't smoke weed. That's only because it makes me sick. I used to smoke every day but it started making me nauseous. It gradually started making me more and more sick feeling until I vomited every time I tried it. I didn't smoke for about 10 years and then tried it again... vomited for 3 hours straight laying in the bathroom. Aversion therapy!!! I really wish I could sometimes.

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Warren_Puffitt 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm no longer scared to admit to my fellow Pede frens that I smoke weed. I grew up in the 60s-70s and quit for my military and later, DoD/Aerospace careers. Now retired and love to get zooted and reflect on my past endeavors. Wake and bake time now...gotta go, seeya.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

We may have been separated at birth.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine if we know each other, and never would have thought that in a million years...

I know there are others.

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Cray_cray_ 28 points ago +28 / -0

How many genders am I holding up? ✌️

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1776-or-1984 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fun fact: the "2 fingers up" sign's origin story is hilarious and kind of based.

Back when Brits and Frogs were at war, English archers using the longbow decimated French infantry/cavalry. They were the equivalent of our A10 Warthog back then. They used those 2 fingers to notch arrow, pull, and let loose flying death on Frenchies.

In a rage, France decided to start chopping off those 2 "arrow notching" fingers of any English POW to effectively neuter any future bowmanship.

In retaliation, Brits held up the "peace sign" aka the "bowman fingers" as a taunt to the French. Aka, "you hate these fingers, come and get them, bitches!"

Allrighty, on to my next pint!

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this! ^

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WassermanSchultz 5 points ago +6 / -1

All of them.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 20 points ago +22 / -2

Sober as a corpse and can confirm, you drunk bastards are CORRECT!

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm seeing double and I still only see two genders.

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proDeoEtPatria 26 points ago +26 / -0

Lol the mod who stickied this is a legend

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1776-or-1984 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most likely Doggos or pray-for-kekistan haha

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proDeoEtPatria 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah Pray or Josh. Doggos go to bed, you worked all day already.

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1776-or-1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can confirm, have had a couple or so, dozen. Hic.

Back to clear headedness tho tmrw. Software products don't write themselves!

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PaigeAshley 15 points ago +15 / -0

Male and Female, He created them.

Yup, that makes 2!

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dsred259 14 points ago +14 / -0

Is mayonnaise a gender?

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only if you chop it's balls off and it's too afraid to check it's mail because it's afraid of a meltdown if it sees a Mr or Mrs attached to its addressed name.

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lurker247 1 point ago +1 / -0

mayonnaise a lotta genders to keep track of on the left these days

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Liberty_Prime 13 points ago +14 / -1

You know this all started a few decades ago with the concept of "personal reality" breaking out of psychology, and bleeding into other "sciences," right?

Fact 1: there is a single reality. Perception varies, and accounts for all differing interpretations.

Fact 2: if the hypotheses in your "ology" can not be disproved through the scientific method, your field is a theoretical or pseudo science, not a science.

Fact 3: 2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 terms, Bill Clinton is a rapist, infowars.com.

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hai_Priesty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Concise version : There are 2 genders.

The longer, scientifically accurate version :* There are 2 genders, and then gender dysphoria, and genetic disorders.* (The latter "things" being DISORDERS. I won't discriminate, but stop normalizing them like they are regular genders.)

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wonderfreeheromale 12 points ago +12 / -0

I would be willing to concede that soyboys are a third gender

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pray_for_kekistan 4 points ago +4 / -0

damnit you make a strong case.

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whoscout 10 points ago +10 / -0

I kinda enjoyed telling people my gender was "Apache attack helicopter" and my pronoun was "boom" in a tone that said they must be extremely stupid to need that explained to them. Ah well, on to the next madness!

Oh, and 'ats off to the ModGods for stickying this one LOL!

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

My pronouns are they/them, I identify as a group of people, that way I can use the HOV express lane at all hours of the day.

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shockfactor [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here's one to the autists and the legal immigrants in the audience

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Straight sober, and not only do I know God created man and woman as distinct, but that human hands cannot change that which He wrought.

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Choppy choppy, I play Goddy! - leftists.

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Beandip408 8 points ago +9 / -1

meToo

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +7 / -0

2 genders and tranny fluid.

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's as many genders as boobs.

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clarefries 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dead sober.

Still two genders.

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coolhandluck 7 points ago +7 / -0

4 1/2 years sober.

12 steps.

2 genders

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CerebralPimp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sometimes I hear when you’re drunk, there’s sometimes three genders or four, depending on your vision impairment.

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your chop, your dollar.

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LoneStarDangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your fetish is not a gender!

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd say being drunk kind of highlights that fact, really.

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Coastalcougs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am also drinking beers, two kinds, two genders!!!

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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG A BUS IS?

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The_Kuru 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll have you know that there was a poll taken and Ivy League university graduates unanimously said that there were 85 genders. Who am I to believe? Them or you drunken ass shitposters?

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Desertwhale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Us on the "high" side of intoxication can too confirm there are as many genders as there are scoops and terms. 2.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 genders

2 scoops

2 terms

0 sniffs.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gorilla Glue Channel is currently in mah hizzouse, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Stocked up on this valuable commodity the same day I got all our TP.

The only thing that makes me sad is my lack of seeds. I want to be self sufficient.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have been on the wagon for quite a few years but as an amateur science enthusiast, I concur: there are only two genders.

>Highly relevant: "Drunk as shit right now" = peak time to be aware of any/all facts concerning the gender binary system.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Census 2020 form says so.

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AntiProgressive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am as mad as a Hatter and i can confirm 2 genders

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Legskinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a big fan of marijuana smokers hijacking a Thread to encourage pot.

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WheeeeeThePeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

too genders wat I say to. pass the botTle plz

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Wesley2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

Asswipe liberal

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husker91 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey! I'm d unk too!!!

Thankfully I can still count!

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shockfactor [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is out of context now that the comment above has been deleted. It was horse shit. Somebody get this man a brick.

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1standboobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only one? Get this patriot quad bricks!

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RobertSparks777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure you're not just cross-eyed drunk and there's really only one?

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

you're going to die of coronavirus. If you hadn't drunk, your immune system would have fought it off just fine. But drinking lowered your immunity and now you are going to die

Stop drinking you morons

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hahahaha this reminds me of a story.... Years ago I was working nights as a bouncer in, what was at the time, the most violent bar in town. The place was a real gladiator academy. Anyway one night we had a large group of m to f trans come in. I realized it was because a bunch of sailors just came home after a six month west PAC cruise, so the tranny's were out hunting. One sailor was being a major asshole all night. Rude to staff, rude to women, and most importantly no tip for the bartender. Later that night one of the tranny's made it's move. I turned to the bartender and asked him, "hey man, you got that guy pretty drunk. Least you could do is warn him that he's about to go home with a tranny." Bartender looks me dead in the eye and just says "he doesn't tip, why would I?"..... Always tip folks. It may save your ass one day 😉

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Troll -1 points ago +1 / -2

Been unable to get weed for three weeks. I spend most of my time sleeping now.