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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 140 points ago +140 / -0

Correction: Cuomo’s nipples are hard

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NormaJeanRocks 55 points ago +55 / -0

With weird lumpy shit going on with them, we need answers Cuomo

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xiao_maga_part2 41 points ago +41 / -0

I'd rather not. Whatever the answer is it will be disturbing.

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labajada 34 points ago +34 / -0

It's his mutant fetal twin, Kuato Cuomo.

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1st_Covfefe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get your ass to mars!

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xiao_maga_part2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek. But I thought that was Fredo.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

THAT’s for making me come back to Mars!

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KekistanPM 15 points ago +15 / -0

We won't get them...the good ol' boys club will protect themselves.

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Magatronic 4 points ago +4 / -0

‘Mo Exotic

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deleted 17 points ago +18 / -1
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Warren_Puffitt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Correction: Cuomo’s nipples are hard

Correction: that's mostly the hardware.

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ValhallaGorilla 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cuomotherapy

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +11 / -1

Mike pence needs to bring his generator and alligator clamps and shock the gay outta this sodomite

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g0rdy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuomotose

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Modern_Times 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cuomo knew of the shortages in equipment his state should have on hand. Two Years ago he assigned a committee to look into it but unfortunately they couldn't buy anything because they didn't have any money dispite being the highest taxed state in the Nation.