This is what you've been used to getting.
Coast Guard
This is what is coming your way.
Navy
Been nice knowing you. (It hasn't).
EDIT: To be clear, not saying anything about the CG here, those guys are awesome!
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This is what you've been used to getting.
Coast Guard
This is what is coming your way.
Navy
Been nice knowing you. (It hasn't).
EDIT: To be clear, not saying anything about the CG here, those guys are awesome!
Yeah I'm former Navy and we joked about the Coasties all of the time, but I do really respect them. Kind of half military half law enforcement. Some of them have a super easy job, but many of them don't.
I did 16 years in the navy. I have two coast guard meritorious unit commendations with the operational "O" device. Those guys have their shit wired tight when it comes to ship boardi gs and they actually trained us how to do properly, also worked with them on the Tigris in Iraq. Definitely good dudes and worthy of respect. This JTF is gonna break some shit.
Anyone who willingly gives up some of their best years to serve their country deserves the utmost respect. Don't care if you're a chair jockey in the air force, a SEAL, or simply an IT tech for the army. If you choose to serve in any capacity that's more than most can say and stands in stark contrast to our elected officials, who almost without exception, use their positions to enrich themselves at the expense of their nation.
Favorite branch to branch joke?
Here's mine.
Military branch "a" guy ends up at a urinal next to military branch "b" guy. They both finish their business, and as "a" guy stops to wash his hands, "b" guy keeps walking. "A" guy says " hey, in military branch "a" , the teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom'.". To which "b" guy responds "in military branch "b", the teach us not to piss on our hands"
My favorite is the following (5 years active in the Marines, so we love to rip on the Navy just as much as they love to rip on us). This one kind of depends on setting it up right and eliciting the right response from the person you tell it to for it to work correctly.
You: So, did you know that the Navy invented sex? Other person: Wait what? (or some sort of response like that). You: It's true. But the Marines introduced it to women.
Whew steamy.
I love that one. Thanks, made my day!
I wonder where that originated because I've always heard it as a state a/b school system or college a/b joke
Seriously though, if you're going pee whether it's in public or at home, it's not a bad idea to wash your hands. That being said, I really don't see it as necessary because unless you're literally pissing on your hands, the worst thing you're going to touch is the toilet handle with like a finger and unless you have herpes or something your dick is just skin like the rest of your body. What I'm getting at is that depending on the situation I may or may not wash my hands after peeing, and if I don't it's a conscious decision and I don't want any god damn grief about it.
And the guy coming behind you totally knows you don't have aids, and you know the guy before you didn't either, or the guy before you that forgot to wash his hands after having sex with that prostitute and whipping his dick out for a piss, then you touch the handle, the door, rub your eye 10 minutes later.
Wash your damn hands
Nah
They have all my respect too
The best part is him slamming the ever living shit out of the hatch with his fist. "We don't need guns, gadgets, and explosives to stop you. I will rip this shit apart personally with my bare hands if you do not comply."