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posted ago by Siteless_Vagrant ago by Siteless_Vagrant +2231 / -0

This is what you've been used to getting.
Coast Guard

 

 

This is what is coming your way.
Navy

 

Been nice knowing you. (It hasn't).

 

EDIT: To be clear, not saying anything about the CG here, those guys are awesome!

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 30 points ago +32 / -2

am a girl and I got a lady boner on this one... kek

I am so proud of the Praetorian Guard surrounding our President and our country. I just want to hug all these guys... well, when it's all over...

On another note, I was on a cruise many years ago that stopped at Belize. Because the ship was so huge, they took us in boats to Belize. On the way back, I noticed a huge door in the front of the boat. I asked the captain (boat driver, really) what that was. He said so casually, "Oh, when we aren't ferrying passengers, other people use this boat. Don't go in there. Lots of dust from things you don't want on you when you reboard the cruise ship...." so I said, "you mean like cocaine?" He just raised his eyebrows and kept drivin'

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CaucasianCurmudgeon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Would be cool to see the Navy blow apart a big cruise ship!

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DJTrump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump- "Ok Carnival, we're going to bail you out, but we want a cruise liner for the Navy to use as target practice."