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posted ago by Siteless_Vagrant ago by Siteless_Vagrant +2231 / -0

This is what you've been used to getting.
Coast Guard

 

 

This is what is coming your way.
Navy

 

Been nice knowing you. (It hasn't).

 

EDIT: To be clear, not saying anything about the CG here, those guys are awesome!

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LewsTherinTelamon 6 points ago +6 / -0

My favorite is the following (5 years active in the Marines, so we love to rip on the Navy just as much as they love to rip on us). This one kind of depends on setting it up right and eliciting the right response from the person you tell it to for it to work correctly.

You: So, did you know that the Navy invented sex? Other person: Wait what? (or some sort of response like that). You: It's true. But the Marines introduced it to women.

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ilovebooks3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whew steamy.

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AlohaSnackbar 0 points ago +1 / -1

I love that one. Thanks, made my day!