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posted ago by Siteless_Vagrant ago by Siteless_Vagrant +2231 / -0

This is what you've been used to getting.
Coast Guard

 

 

This is what is coming your way.
Navy

 

Been nice knowing you. (It hasn't).

 

EDIT: To be clear, not saying anything about the CG here, those guys are awesome!

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DJTrump2020 0 points ago +2 / -2

Seriously though, if you're going pee whether it's in public or at home, it's not a bad idea to wash your hands. That being said, I really don't see it as necessary because unless you're literally pissing on your hands, the worst thing you're going to touch is the toilet handle with like a finger and unless you have herpes or something your dick is just skin like the rest of your body. What I'm getting at is that depending on the situation I may or may not wash my hands after peeing, and if I don't it's a conscious decision and I don't want any god damn grief about it.

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Hiraeth 0 points ago +1 / -1

And the guy coming behind you totally knows you don't have aids, and you know the guy before you didn't either, or the guy before you that forgot to wash his hands after having sex with that prostitute and whipping his dick out for a piss, then you touch the handle, the door, rub your eye 10 minutes later.

Wash your damn hands

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DJTrump2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nah