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The whole point of marriage ... (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by chinita_atx ago by chinita_atx +1292 / -0
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– Rainman 49 points ago +49 / -0

This scenario also illustrates why you have to choose your spouse wisely and not settle for some psycho who will kill you to make another person look bad.

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– JMaN 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yep... This needs to be investigated. She killed the guy.

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– Wsemenske 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably took a teaspoon herself but made her husband drink an entire shot

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– kag-2020- 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Should we measure doses so we don't kill ourselves?"

"Nope."

dead

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– nufosmatic 17 points ago +17 / -0

The story about the Arizona couple in question reads like a bad Columbo script.

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– laughsinamerican 16 points ago +16 / -0

What if your throuple is in agreement?

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– chinita_atx [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

2 against 1, you lose.

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– CQVFEFE 12 points ago +12 / -0

That was literally in our vows word for word

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– SimPilot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Unless you're a democrat.

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– solarsavior 13 points ago +13 / -0

Democrats are all about murder so it all checks out.

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– 123breadman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Democrats don't believe in marriage. They do "civil unions"

Perfectly normal to kill each other in those arrangements.

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– HeavyVetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

They do have a problematic history when it comes to Unions.

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– MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they don’t do "civil" at all, ever.

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– Mrs.Frostbite 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also pick someone who won’t murder you when given the chance.

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– Razeontherock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Now you tell me!

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– 4morebeers 8 points ago +9 / -1

OP has not been married long.

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– chinita_atx [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Is 13 yrs long?

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– superalienhyphy 6 points ago +6 / -0

She murdered her husband and drank some to cover her tracks, then blamed Trump per Democrat standard operating procedure

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– magabigleague2 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do we know he had any say in taking the fish tank cleaner? She could have poisoned him. We don't have his side of the story.

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– Reddit_refuge3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is she friends with Carol Baskin?

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– Highball 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if you married your best friend and partner in crime?

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– Rojo4mac7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Toxic masculinity killed him. He had to have more than her. Case closed.

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