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TrumpTrainBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,339,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.683 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 5 points ago +5 / -0

TIME FOR A BRICK TO PELOSI'S FACE

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167632 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6107496267971015853651456% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1843.28883175247607496376384 MILES WIDE and 491.252955138471833796241104 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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ChokingOnARedpill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I get a coat yet?