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Harambe 49 points ago +49 / -0

Well shit if I cant buy them, time to steal them.

The police aren't prosecuting theft right now anyway. Lmao

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nothingberg [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

Your honor, I stole the seeds so I could grow food for my family. I took multiple packs so I could grow for my community because they have guns and I don't and they would protect us from looters in exchange for tomatoes #LesMiserables

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RapidAsparagus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Steal seeds, give gift to store.

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308win 21 points ago +21 / -0

I got my bullet tree growing 308.win. I can get the 5.56 seeds out of them when they ripen and fall to the ground.

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workinating 7 points ago +7 / -0

How do you know when they're ripe? Asking for a fren.

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308win 8 points ago +8 / -0

When the brass starts to give off a good shine in the sun, they litterally fall to the ground easily when they ripen due to their weight. Then you can collect the 5.56 seeds from them as well. You might need to begin with a starter bullet tree that has 22.cal or 17hmr to get going. But if you manage your bullet tree and develop a brass thumb you can get that sucker producing some 338 lapua or 50.cal.

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workinating 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek! Also, do you recommend heirloom or organic?

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308win 3 points ago +3 / -0

It depends on what kind of bullets you want to grow. Example: If you want 30-30 or .30-06 I would recomend heirloom. But if you want a new type like say the 6.5 Creedmoor then you will want organic.

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ChaplainTappman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you tried grafting the 5.56 branches onto the 308 trunk? I hear that produces 6.5

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308win 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am going to have to try that. Thanks for the idea!

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Kronos 13 points ago +13 / -0

Reminder for all that New York didn't sign the declaration of independence.

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BillionsAndBillions 14 points ago +15 / -1

I don't know why, but this particular photo gets my 1776 fires burning.

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ChaplainTappman 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wait, wait, wait....

They banned VICTORY GARDENS?????????

What is this nonsense.

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gargoyle 12 points ago +12 / -0

Government cheese only

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nothingberg [S] 3 points ago +5 / -2

Cancer virus producing GMO corn seeds only

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HeavenlyTrumpets 8 points ago +8 / -0

I appreciate the fact that "non-essential" is in quotes.

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Antenna 4 points ago +4 / -0

Way da go Bernie.

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wadewatts 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how you eliminate the connotation

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TheDub 2 points ago +3 / -1

oh god, never buy seed packets from a retail store. Especially if you're planting corn.

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20KAG20 7 points ago +8 / -1

Well you couldn’t now in Vermont if you wanted to, which is the real fucked up thing here.

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TheDub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, it truly is and I can't fathom the logic behind the decision except maybe to limit unnecessary traffic in the store. Still though... My farm store was still open a few days ago. I was gonna recommend the online distributor where I get my seeds, but they've recently limited their shipments to commercial customers only until April 6, and they may extend it further than that. If you're in Vermont and want to grow some turnips, let me know. I accidentally ordered a quarter million seeds. What I can't grow or give away, I'll grow as microgreens. I was thinking beets and beet seed size when I ordered...

Maybe I just need to turn another quarter acre... can and freeze tons of stewed greens to go with all of my beans and rice.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

My bullet tree was made by Hornady.

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FertileMoor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet the ice cream isle is still open - is that "essential"?

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zlzvbmj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone tell me why this would be the case? Does it keep people from getting out just to buy them?

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One_Man_Militia 1 point ago +1 / -0

April showers (of bullets) bring May power!

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Ottoandersson 1 point ago +1 / -0

In my country, everyone bought up the hand sanerizer. I was gathering up fresh bottled water. Good thing I did, they put a strict limit that is below my family's need just a few days later.

Like I told my wife, this whole thing is manufactured bullshit but people's reaction will make things very bad. No second amendment here, so we have been giving food to the guards every time we are allowed to shop.

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death-by-government 1 point ago +1 / -0

Transgressions of blatantly unconstitutional government

Seems like these faggots are bound and determined to use the virus as leverage against Americans

They take our restraint for granted

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FUCK_TYLER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based seed merchant. www.rareseeds.com

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Butthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will deliver them though. Don’t get all worried. They are not letting them be purchased in store to keep people from grouping up. They’ll bring them to the car in the parking lot, or deliver to the house if that service is available.