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Trumper007 11 points ago +11 / -0

SOROS

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

KirkEmoji

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AngryCitizen 8 points ago +8 / -0

What a whacky outcome nobody could possibly see coming!

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Trump4a3rdTerm [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

They hired a black sjw from Portland to lead the department. Without their corrosive identity politics the Dems have nothing.

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Sweitzenhammer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do you suppose they are practicing social distancing and appropriate hygiene measures before robbing people? "Sir; please stop, or I will shoot you! Don't come any closer than six feet! Now, remove your wallet. I will throw you a disinfectant wipe. I want you to carefully wipe it down, set it on the ground, and back away. Don't you dare cough or sneeze, or I will shoot you!"

Proper English and grammar: /s

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patriot51 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe in this case DA stands for dumbass.

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2020magavision 4 points ago +4 / -0

The pandemic is producing red pills that will cure the country.

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Squidproblow 4 points ago +4 / -0

If i was a victim of a crime id be so lawyered up id make ojs team look like amateur hour.

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Rainman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't realize crime is an essential service

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wakadon 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol democrat strongholds. never change.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phila is a shithole!

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they want as much chaos as possible for this Deep State VIRUS EVENT!

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even Pikachu wouldn't be shocked by this.

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Fredo_Cuomo 2 points ago +2 / -0

DA: Dindu Nuffin

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MichellesMingy 2 points ago +2 / -0

So is it now legal to start robbing politicians in the area?

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Titan93 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha no of course not! Rules for the and not for me remember! Now wait your cheque will be in the mail soon, you can thank me later

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

If i was the president i would make an announcement that any police officer, commissioner, law maker or politician that openly stated its ok to break the law causing panic would suffer immediate arrest of treason.

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