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JMaN 81 points ago +82 / -1

Bro you just got stickied in the middle of the night! Congratulations!

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hereticpatriot [S] 96 points ago +97 / -1

Holy shit. That’s a first for me. It only took the fucking apocalypse!

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 39 points ago +39 / -0

It's the Democrats 2020 election strategy.

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PantsJihad 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well, the dead do typically vote D

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incogneato 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish this was only a joke, but I 100% believe it IS their strategy. It's already giving them everything they want!

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hereticpatriot [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

Maybe this is all a fever dream because I feel like I’ve seen this show before. Perhaps like that show, we all already have it.

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BobbyTwoScoops 16 points ago +16 / -0

I said this exact same thing yesterday. We are all currently infected with the wuju, but its not until we die from other things that we are labeled a casualty of the virus. "Florida man struck by train, dies from corona chan"

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +7 / -1

You know, Netflix did just have a series about pandemics. Maybe someone was watching and said hey, the flu is pretty bad-infects millions and look at how many die from it. I have an idea. Let’s start doing death counts and tallies of how many people get it and freak out the world.

If they did death counts of other things, people wouldn’t leave the house either.

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DearCow 9 points ago +10 / -1

L M F A OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest thing I've ever seen on here.

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hereticpatriot [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

We got to try and laugh don’t we fren😜

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sicKENasty 14 points ago +14 / -0

You know what makes me chuckle in all of this? We call it the “Wu Flu” and the Chinese can’t say it.