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BobbyTwoScoops 40 points ago +40 / -0

CREAM OF THE CROP

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Shakakka99 23 points ago +23 / -0

I've linked this video so many times.

It's the greatest video ever.

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eyerighteye 11 points ago +11 / -0

What an eccentric performance.

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Avned 6 points ago +6 / -0

High energy!

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King6of6the6retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cocaine, it's cocaine..

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm. Video is GOAT

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ClownTamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t stop laughing. Where’d he keep getting those creams? The man’s a magician.

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Yutterh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Macho man randy savage is a true legend for sure. One of my favorite videos of his.

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Doritalos 17 points ago +17 / -0

Official Transcript:

[Trump Savage]

Nothing means nothing!

[Mean Jim Fake News]

Noth...?

[Trump Savage]

Nothing mean nothing, man.

[Mean Jim Fake News]

Nothing means nothing? What do you mean by that?

[Trump Savage]

I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Trump Madness, yeah has got more to offer than President Obama thinks that I got yeah and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against the Orange Man Trump Savage and Coronamania III let me say it yeah, let me say it out loud and let me point to Director-General Adhanom, The Orange Man Trump Savage is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the Whitehouse and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Mean Jim Fake News you know that I'm the cream of the crop!

[Mean Jim Fake News]

Wait a minute though Trump, I've got to ask you very seriously, do you blame Mr. Tedros Adhanom, the distinguished Director-General of the Wuhan Health Organization, for America being unprepared for coronavirus today?

[Trump Savage]

Yeah, I do, yeah. Outside interference, yeah. In my moment of glory! Yeah. And now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only the Chinavirus must fall but, The World Health Organization! Because Tedros Adhanom yeah, I am the cream, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than the Orange Man Trump Savage! On balance, off balance, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah and I'm talking everyone in the Wuhan Health Organization. And I'm even talking to Director-General Adhanom, yeah. I'm on my way and nothing is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me.

[Mean Jim Fake News]

You know, just out of curiosity, Donald, and I certainly don't want to diminish your tremendous God given talents, but I'm very curious. I haven't seen Melania lately.

[Trump Savage]

Yeah. She's on the outside of the ring, does she interfere in matches? Yeah? Nothing, zero, pure athlete yeah and I've been uh yeah, maligned from the top to the bottom and because they can't handle the Orange Man Trump Savage, the cream of the crop. Nobody does it better!

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PTear 2 points ago +2 / -0

My god - that was the best thing I ever read! Well done!! 😂

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