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Bat soup? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Ciel ago by Ciel +2495 / -0
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FitOfficial 6 points ago +8 / -2

I've fucked up in a prod database before and it makes your asshole pucker. Can't imagine being the guy that fucked up and let the bat loose or somehow got injured by it plunging the world into "catastrophe"; asshole pucker into the next dimension.

Granted that's assuming this wasn't deliberate... signs point to deliberate.

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NADSAQ 13 points ago +13 / -0

I still think the janitor/lab tech that was tasked with bringing them to the incinerator figured he could make a quick buck by selling these fine looking bats at the local market, is the most plausible explanation.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly what I was thinking. Some guy fresh from the village who can barely read probably thought that meat is meat.

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

and the patient zero isn’t from bat soup per se, but the handling and preparation of the dead bats prior to getting a stew going

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

More reasonable than most MSM "news" stories.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty much the least nefarious one.

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is why I think it hit the Iranian government so hard before the rest of the population.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

It has, Alex Jones explained their plans on thursday. Tv.infowars.com

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Titan107 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's either dead or a narional hero.

Fuck China, they are asshoe.

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Vegans4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let alone a researcher who is supposed to know all the precautions but apparently didn't take them all

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Trumptastic88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dude that Prod Database pucker is real hahahahah!!!