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nero2003 21 points ago +22 / -1

And their shitty university endowments will dry up too. Suddenly they'll need to find a real job. I hear Little Caesar's is hiring.

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slrpnls 17 points ago +17 / -0

You've been banned from Twitter for hate speech.

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StumpSmasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

They couldn't work at Little Caesars, the mascot is a fucking white male and they'd be infinitely triggered. They'll have to work at Dominoes or something.

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neurojerk 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a midget though, so maybe it's OK.

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HaleyNunes2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have not look into the details of the relief bill, but I assume there's at least $100B for universities in there. Probably includes $80B for humanities and social sciences.

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