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Harambe 155 points ago +155 / -0

This crisis really is proving few understand how to manage statistics, especially liberal scientists.

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HockeyMom4Trump 85 points ago +87 / -2

Also makes me question modeling. Climate models always seem to be wrong and these models seem off, too!

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SquiggyMcPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's a scurrying to consolidate power. Something is up globally and every leader on the planet is participating. Putin now announces russia will go on lockdown right after he changes their constitution to allow him to be leader for life. Same in the EU with new draconian laws being wrote up by the bureaucrats every day further limiting the populations ability to congregate. Here in America you see the D govs trying for power grabs too. Now for the first time in my memory we have the joint chiefs(our new leaders if congress is suspended) giving briefings and going on tv to get their names and faces burned into the public eye as they mobilize our military to take out the cartels. Yep something is up.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's the same reason they are artificially increasing the "number of infected" numbers by counting people with some symptoms but not actually testing them, and then sending them home. Sure, some may have it but according to Dr. Birx 94-98% of those tested with symptoms don't have it. Which then makes the "number of infected" count MEANINGLESS. Because many haven't been tested, just counted, and they have lied about this the whole time.

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VetforTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gold up vote for being right on

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Necrovoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sources say the skydiver was coughing before he jumped, so I'm not sure why people doubt he died of Chinese Unknown Origin Coronavirus!

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

my man

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PleaseHonk 37 points ago +40 / -3

The country’s economy was shut down and small business was put under based on Exponential growth projection aka 2M Americans will die but that model is bullshit.

#FireFauci

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HockeyMom4Trump 28 points ago +30 / -2

Yeah, I'm thinking Fauci is a problem, as is WHO.

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PleaseHonk 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yep considering most cities lockeddown based on WHO data and projections

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old_fat_and_bitter 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dr. Fauci: The Response Of Trump Admin Has Been Impressive, I Can’t Imagine Anybody Could Be Doing More

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/03/23/fauci_the_response_of_trump_admin_has_been_impressive_i_cant_imagine_anybody_could_be_doing_more.html

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johnrambo 4 points ago +4 / -0

then murmured under his breath

"To destroy the economy and piss off real Americans"

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Jabblemonkey1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deep State actor who loves HRC.

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Marshall -24 points ago +11 / -35

You've offered no new information to prove your point than they did when they made the model.

Why does everyone think that SOMEONE always conspires to make your life miserable.

It's called life. Sometimes there are conspiracies. But not that often.

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spicyfries 34 points ago +34 / -0

When experts are consistently proven wrong, then why the fuck do we call the experts.

Models have always been used to con the public. When a model is used to induce fear, it is being used as tool to control a herd. You want a herd to go right, you put a barking dog on the left.

Not everything is a conspiracy. Not everything is benign.

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Herecomedatpresident 17 points ago +17 / -0

The models that predicted 2 million dead used Italy as the only or main resource witn China and some cruise ship thrown in there. Ignored Japan, Korea and many other places that were hit but not the shitshow that Italy has been. So that right there should have been grounds for suspicion.

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Gingersmom2009 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even Italy is reviewing their stats as to who actually died from the virus itself, without serious underlying conditions.

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ilovebooks3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially since the communist Prime Minister of Italy 2016 sold out 30% of Northern Italy companies to the CCP then flooded the country with Chinese immigrants taking money in and out of the country. And get this...from the Human province.

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MarySmith 7 points ago +11 / -4

I updooted ya, for all it was worth. These are all Brock shills and Asshoe propagandist. New accounts, purpose for the sock puppetry: "corona deniers" making MAGA look like flat earthers. This whole game is to revv up the anti-Trump Supporter narratives. San Fran Nan and friends pay out for this fake rage shit brigade. Activating the slactivists from Maost Redreditt.

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +4 / -2

Amen and updooted also

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triggernometry 3 points ago +3 / -0

I "downdooted" both of you because you're trying to shame reasonable doubt by comparing rational skeptics to "flat earthers", and gaslighting with shill accusations. The people involved in propagating this hysteria are too ethically compromised and entangled with known bad actors. You're a fucktard if you don't at least question the information you're being presented with.

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rootGoose 28 points ago +28 / -0

Scott Adams summarizes the models here:

https://dilbert.com/strip/2017-05-14

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol. That's great! That's how I'm feeling about the Covid-19 models today.

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TrumpFTW 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love me some Scott Adams

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PurestEvil 20 points ago +21 / -1

I was mostly agnostic about the Climate Change stuff, while of course still advocating free market as the solution instead of more government power or taxation.

But now I grew highly skeptical of Marxist dominated academia as a whole, including the entire Climate Change scheme. There is just too much questionables piling up - the bias, the motivation, the money source, the intent, the radicalism, the doomsaying.

I have enough of it. Climate Change is the ancient "wrath of the gods to punish for sins" crap in modern form. I don't care anymore. No - I demand a warming. I embrace the overwhelming 1°C over the course of 100 years. Assuming even that little number isn't already bullshit.

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greenmutt24 10 points ago +10 / -0

1°C and an increase in CO2 would help plant life abundently. Sure parts of africa might not be inhabitable anymore. But larges parts of rthe US, Russia, Canada, and Europe would now become prime farm land. And with the extra CO2 in the air plant life would flourish like it currently only does in the Rain forests.

I agree, with the rest of what you've said. Its just too perfect of a situation and solution, that matches exactly with what the ideological in academia what. Its like the cigarette companies scientific studies in the 60s. Its amazing how those studies said there was nothing wrong with them.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly, and parts of Africa that are uninhabitable today that were lush and green just 10,000 years ago. We call this the "Sahara Desert" now. Those Babylonian SUV's really fucked 'em.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's been 30+ years they've been saying we have just ten more years.

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was the "new Ice Age is coming" when I was a kid, then "global warming" when that didn't pan out, now it's "climate change".

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Mostprobably 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly!

The climate can’t really be measured, and if someone comes up with a model that is off by a .0001% of any factor, in as little as a months time, that climate model will be so far from reality it won’t even be recognizable. The propaganda movie Inconvenient Truth, for example. Glaciers still around and Polar Bears thriving

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ShiffsDeadHooker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well that's an inconvenient truth.

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well then I propose a simple rubric:

Do we KNOW that Wuhan Virus will kill a million people? No, we don't definitively know that. We have models (now discredited) that suggest it is possible, maybe kindof under a confluence of the worst circumstances..

Do we KNOW that shuttering virtually every business in America will kill the economy? Yes, we definitely know that. 100%

Why was this decision made based on suppositions?

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JeremiahKassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because the omens declared it so.

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NewGuy001 8 points ago +8 / -0

My Dad ate a sandwich for lunch everyday and then he died. Those things are deadly!

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jughaid 63 points ago +64 / -1

Trump never told me I had to wear a parachute....

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HockeyMom4Trump 28 points ago +28 / -0

Well, they need to do a clinical trial to find out if parachutes even work!

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MAGA_mantis 23 points ago +23 / -0

A 12 year study for 3.5 million is needed.

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SupremeSpez 3 points ago +3 / -0

12 years for 3.5m? Try 120 million.

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Desperado 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dibs on the control group.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did the CDC issue the parachute guidance yet? Where the hell is the parachute guidance?!!!

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HockeyMom4Trump 52 points ago +52 / -0

LOL. This exactly.

Have mild symptoms of coronavirus and get hit by a truck? Death from coranavirus!

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proDeoEtPatria 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly

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anon1011101 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also note the sneaky headlines... they will say "so-and-so has died after testing positive for COVID-19" but they won't reveal that they didn't DIE from COVID-19

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SBOJ_JOBS 19 points ago +19 / -0

Pre-existing condition: Idiot

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cccpneveragain 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have a 100 year old great aunt that just passed away. No idea if she had the virus or not. She'd already been on the way out before all of this.

I'm sure they will say she had the virus now. Gotta pad those numbers.

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your great aunt didn't die of old age. It was obviously coronavirus. She might still be alive otherwise... Until the next day.

Honestly though I'm starting to think test kits are rigged to show a specific number in the end as well. But a lot more people I know seem sick and my church got hit by it pretty hard so I know it's real. And then I think it's likely a bioweapon

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TrudopesEyebrow 18 points ago +18 / -0

He clearly went sky diving in a Democrat run city

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TRUMPMW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was he going to die if he didn't get the virus? We already know that people like that are the ones we should be worried about, higher risk groups

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

TIL I've been diving wrong my whole life...

Note to self: It's more like an interpretive dance belly flop with a splash of ghey

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look whose quote popped up when reading about him? (bottom of the section)

https://imgur.com/dZX4OVn

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WeThoughtYouWasAToad 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a diversity hire?

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NO_RINOs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finally, some sanity!

This mass hysteria helps the lamestream, corporate media so much. Keeps people glued to their sets for the next commercial.

Remember boys and girls, CNN’s best ratings were on 9/11...

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workinating 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm going to go ahead and add "assault rifle" to the cause as well.

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

And complications from sugary 64 oz New York sodas Mini Mike warned us about.

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

You genius. <3

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chalk another one up for Fauci's fake model.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 4 points ago +5 / -1

In the new Project Veritas video, a hospital employee in NYC states that if you come into the ER complaining of coronavirus, they count that as a new COVID-19 case without any test whatsoever. Have a cold and are freaking out that you got the 'rona? Just go to the ER so you up that number! Then get sent home to stew in your own juices.

Another employee indicated that they're not even using CHQ, and have no plans to do so for the foreseeable future. Nice.

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CorruptAdamShiff 4 points ago +4 / -0

That looks like he is going for a triple lindy!

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LittleBlackKat 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

The onion might steal that lol

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runonce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sprinkle a little Corona Virus on him Johnson and lets get outta here.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only he had a ventilator!!!

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Richard0930 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clearly it's Trump's fault.

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10FeetHigher 3 points ago +3 / -0

A couple of weeks ago, LA had it’s first person under 18 die by the coronavirus...except that he wasn’t. Fake news everywhere.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfaooooooooooooo

State of the Media 2020

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spot on pede

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BoricuaPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK <-------

Kek

kek

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha😂

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DragQueenTruckDrag 2 points ago +2 / -0

C O M O R B I D I T Y

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catbertz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Poor bastard never had a chance. Damn you Corooona! 😭

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T-Bear 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have my upvote for the proper inversion of a diver to simulate a fall from altitude.

Nerdy speak for Good job, fren!

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Reverend 2 points ago +2 / -0

I jumped out of a plane carrying a paralegal because it sounds like something Orange Man Bad said.

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weallscreamforMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

He fell off Kek Mountain

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like Arkancide to me.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

reports are in from CNN that le glumpf's das wunderdrug was totally ineffective at saving this patient also

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cshelner 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re counting flu deaths I bet. Whenever it fits the symptoms.

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Trump2k20 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are corona virus harvesting. It's like ballot harvesting but you harvest virus deaths by testing elderly people who died. They are literally testing people AFTER they died. Democrat health officials have an endless supply since there is no cure for old age and the best place to catch the disease is at a contaminated hospital. They can keep this going as long as they want. Trump needs to get to the bottom of this charade FAST!

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where are these modelers? Are they independent from the cdc or just some number crunchers from a “prestigious “ university?

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Killerko 1 point ago +1 / -0

He clearly forgot facemask and gloves too..

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Chodeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Btw, this meme made it on my local radio show. Just a quick mention but I'm assuming this originated here!

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone remember, the weather forecasters use predictive models all the time. How often are those correct?

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CL1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks like terry gillum is boucing back :)

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Trumpet2021 0 points ago +1 / -1

Trump said it was a hoax so is it or not?

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Troll 0 points ago +1 / -1

FUCK DRUMPH