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Rock_Flag_Eagle 18 points ago +18 / -0

Careful now! That desk is on a train with no brakes!

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TrumpTrainBot 16 points ago +16 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,459,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.681 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 15 points ago +15 / -0

WOOO TRAIN BOT IS BACK!!

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Nuke-da-Whales 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can we get you on the task to calculate these bullshit Wu-Flu models? Your accuracy as to our speed of WINNING is beyond what Chekov could ever dream of in the 24th century!

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