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pede8 155 points ago +155 / -0

Voter ID! And fingerprint registration, with 7-day fingerprint ink.

You go to the booth and you proudly display yourself.

LMAO

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Abkmd011 79 points ago +81 / -2

Huge problem in Florida. New Yorkers vote in New York in the morning then fly down to vote in Florida in the afternoon. That needs to stop.

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masshole3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Massholes pull that shit in New Hampshire, too. Or at least they used to.. can't remember what happened to the fucked up motor voter law.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +8 / -5

I doubt they can do that. They need to be a resident in one state, they can't be a resident in both.

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Abkmd011 27 points ago +27 / -0

All you need is an address in both states to put on the application.

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pmurTJdlanoD 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've worked the polls, many of people working them are so clueless if you press hard enough and get them flustered they'll let you do whatever the fuck you want. You can vote without an ID, you can vote on behalf of anyone's name/address you know, it's often times a shit show.

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maganify 15 points ago +15 / -0

Happens in Arizona constantly. Snowbirds claim residency in both states and vote twice. 6 months in each state is residency.

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r3dditblowz 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of states you can vote absentee as well

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Emper 7 points ago +7 / -0

It isn't hard to do but it's a felony.

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741aa 7 points ago +7 / -0

And there are no guns in Chicago.

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1776-or-1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this real? Are you kidding me?

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PaigeAshley 31 points ago +31 / -0

Walks in the voting office dressed head to toe in American Flag print and a Bald Eagle on each shoulder

Seriously, loved when he said that!

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pede8 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pics or it didn't happen!

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pede8 5 points ago +5 / -0

You could have a special tattoo for each election year... collect them all!

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

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lifeisahologram 18 points ago +18 / -0

But this discriminates against 600 pound trans furry-kins who live off of their "disability" direct deposits and monthly GoFundMe income who can't fit through their own doors!

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +2 / -1

We should spend millions into government committees figuring out proper laws to protect these people and ensure their civil liberties are met - with sufficient welfare money. Then spend another millions to hand them the money.

I hate my comment.

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whocaresguy420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill Gates can work on the ID!