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OutlawPurpleHairDye 80 points ago +80 / -0

Hunter Biden will need to find another supplier this month.

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Kekistani 18 points ago +18 / -0

You were made for this moment.

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Fredo_Cuomo 7 points ago +7 / -0

One Shining Moment. RIP March Madness

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inspir3dgenius 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your brother's nipples probably have shiny moments, too.

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bless you, dear kekistani!

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bill_in_texas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Will he, though? Think about it.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out!

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Squidproblow 43 points ago +44 / -1

By apprehend i hope you mean buried at sea.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 37 points ago +37 / -0

This. Otherwise the CIA gonna get a hold of it, and it'll be on the streets in record time

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Farmerbob1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Burn it. At least sometimes.

I used to work in a steel mill. Every now and then we would have the feds deliver big loads of drugs and weapons to throw in the furnace. They would keep everyone away from the baghouse (outgoing air filters) and watch the stuff get picked up, dropped in the furnace, and stay till it was burned/melted.

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kornesque 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hand it over to DEA. And then off to the incinerator.

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traveravis 10 points ago +10 / -0

All 9,000 pounds of it

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Satellite 10 points ago +10 / -0

Agreed they need to burn all 8000 pounds immediately.

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isitpedanticenough 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then provide a receipt for the 7000 pounds they burned.

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Afeazo 8 points ago +13 / -5

I don’t see why we arrest drug dealers. We have the firepower to just blow them away, which should be the ideal solution to them

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SordidPontification 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bonus: We can say they died of COVID-19 in captivity.

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Basedkekistani2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG you making this joke just reset the Bill Gates/Fauci/Birx timer

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we just sent an AC-130 up and orbited for a bit firing warning shots, did this for a couple weeks consistently, we'd see a total shift in their operations. And if not then non-working shots. They'd get it.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

Naw I'm not down for someone simply supplying a demand.

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Rothbard 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yeah it would be better to legalise it tax it and have it sold in pharmacies so that the pharmacists could see when someone is purchasing too much and intervene. It would be a big blow (pun intended) to the cartels. If the US legalised coke and weed the cartels would lose a shit load of their income combine that with tighter borders and you would probably make Mexico great for the first time. US would save on coast guards and military and the tourism would come roaring back. Id legalise ecstasy as well.

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sgttoporbottoms 9 points ago +9 / -0

They hardly allow for vapes, much less cigarettes. I don’t think they would ever let recreational cocaine fly. It’s about control

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Cminc 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, it's about money. Big tobacco loses tons of money on vapes, states lose tons of taxes. For context, the cigarette companies havent ever raised the price per pack. It's all taxes. Almost ditto for gas prices.

Drugs could go from an endless liability in cost to a money maker that would cut massive costs elsewhere (IF the gov wasnt already in the illegal drug business.)

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DJTrump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just can't casually do coke, like I'll do a line and then 5 minutes later I'll want to do another and another and another and another and another until it's gone, then get the shitty comedown, call my guy and tell him I want to spend all my money on more. The first time I tried it I ended up getting one of those little shooter bullet things and filling it up so I could take it with me to work at a retail store and was just yacked out dealing with customers all day, it was horrible lol. The comedown just really sucks, I need xanax or to sleep before I feel right again.

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Brains101 19 points ago +21 / -2

Damn, that’s almost half of what Hunter blows through in a weekend!

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Magatronic 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yeah but he doesn’t really like the drug. Just the way it smells. Takes after his dad that way.

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ProfessorRomendev 16 points ago +17 / -1

I don't know much about drugs, but that seems like 'a lot'

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pepe_lives_matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least a weeks supply for Hunter

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Usadave85 2 points ago +2 / -0

After a search and quick math...$500 million

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Norman_F_Dixon 13 points ago +15 / -2

"And so it begins..."

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MythArcana 11 points ago +12 / -1

Has anyone seen Mitch lately?

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uzi5v2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe he’s busy confirming another Supreme Court judge and needs more fuel?

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uzi5v2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Username checks out.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

👃

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SomethingNondescript 10 points ago +11 / -1

"Cocaine is possibly the biggest sniff savior for ameri sniff ca in this COVID crisis. Trump is horrible for arresting people trafficking this healthcare drug!" -Nancy Pelosi

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

"and besides, this is MY family business, How DARE you!"- also Nancy Polosi

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magnokor 10 points ago +12 / -2

Don't like the word "apprehend".

Is a reminder of how the West "dealt with" and "punished" Somali pirates. They would give them fuel and water and food.

Start treating wars like wars, you are being attacked by foreign soldiers who are not wearing uniforms and want to kill your children with poison, as well as shooting them in the streets.

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm sure this will be front page tomorrow right?

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PatrickFeelsGreatMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should have sank the boat with them on it

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SimplePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's war man! Blow a hole in their boat, float away, be done with it. Let the sharks eat them.

That's conservation right there: we need to focus on the well-being of the world's sharks. They're endangered and misunderstood. And hungry.

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DragQueenTruckDrag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoot first ask later

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Ghostphaez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit, I think that was my delivery!

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VaPnut 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the Coast Guard brass is worried about the smugglers being infected with COVID-19, their best course of action would have been to just sink their boats with the cargo and smugglers on board. Make sure they drown.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what is the value of that much coke?

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OrangeManRad 3 points ago +4 / -1

$2.6 billion

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CaptainChrisPBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn how much you paying for the nose candy? At most $500-600 million

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow! That could buy a lot of face masks! :)

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +4 / -1

They're bringing it to Mitch's office

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AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey hey hey now, we need our medicine! Doctors and hospital workers are working double shifts in NY. Send the cargo up to them STAT.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heroin and now coke. No wonder the dems are jumping en-mass into the stupid pool.

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uzi5v2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t need to dump them if you just blow them out of the water like Genoa Salami.

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Mathelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good job on getting that 40k lbs of cocaine off the street.

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Bye-den 2 points ago +2 / -0

Demonrats: no no no this is distracting from The narrative that the economy is falling apart and we need a new president who is currently locked in his own basement and can't read a teleprompter

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BiggestWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now they just need some of those smugglers to rat on who sent them so we can find the source of the problem.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome, now arrest some pedos

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ticl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any chink connection found?

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AutumnCrystal7777777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well there goes my weekend.

I hope they do a Solemeini to every cartel overlord.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a free market economy, the government shouldn’t be interfering with trade.

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s donate that Cocaine to our first responders!

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Centipedeboy 1 point ago +2 / -1

No one will care that’s the shame of it all

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Bye-den 1 point ago +1 / -0

Demonrats: this is distracting from the party message that

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ConditionalFeels 1 point ago +1 / -0

, Wild Party Ensues

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

We'll be mailing a sample to each tax payer to get you hooked while your locked in your house

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MAGoatA 1 point ago +1 / -0

months long operations on eastern Pacific that will culminate Friday morning as the cutters return to dock in Florida

Operations in the pacific, and ships returning to dock in Florida? How are they getting to Florida from the pacific? They could be going through the Panama canal but that seems pretty far out of the way for standard coast guard operations.

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not so much, everything goes thru the ditch these days.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

HW must be throwing a fit.

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magafren 1 point ago +1 / -0

‘Can you believe we busted these guys with 17,000 lbs of cocaine’

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well these goes the Democrats cash.

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FitOfficial 1 point ago +1 / -0

13000 pounds of cocaine?

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One_Man_Militia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the racist

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BigMikesBigBlackCock -2 points ago +2 / -4

That headline just makes my nose sad :(