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Myriad 22 points ago +22 / -0

Just make them with American flags. (Pattern, not the article itself)

Trump and the flag are so synonymous that people would assume seeing the mask that it's a Trump supporter behind it.

At this point I'm sure our flag triggers the TDS afflicted.

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Logan051361 17 points ago +17 / -0

HAHAHAHA Genius. Trump should make ad sell them Too funny

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WOLOLOOO_v2 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if they're made in China?

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you know face masks expire? Yeah me neither. Lovely regulations!

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Maxieman1996 1 point ago +2 / -1

I made some out of my wife's thong panties and and an old bra. This is going to be fun.

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RoosterHeadBad 0 points ago +1 / -1

Scented masks are the BEST!!!

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Cardinal451 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. Run like hell if she asks you if you think she's pretty.

(Hint for the clueless - search Japanese urban legends)

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deadindian -9 points ago +10 / -19

Masks are for hospital staff, not for paranoid faggots in grocery stores. Low-risk people need to get the China flu so we can start building herd immunity, otherwise this is never going to end.

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Fremium2020 12 points ago +14 / -2

Dont use one then, and keep your need to control what other people do to yourself.

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deadindian -3 points ago +8 / -11

If you haven’t had it already you’re going to get it eventually. It’s just a matter of time. Wearing a silly mask doesn’t change that fact.

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Fremium2020 4 points ago +7 / -3

The point is to make that eventually as far away from now as possible so you arent dependent on a dipshit governor to give you access to treatments.

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deadindian 1 point ago +6 / -5

So, we’ll do this all over again next flu season? No thanks! The same dipshit people will be in power next year too haha

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deadindian 1 point ago +5 / -4

Never said it did. Thanks for playing though

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QuantumRemedy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Light exposure to the virus is ideal so you get it but your body can keep up with the rate of infection, build antibodies and fight it. If you're going full Dwight Schrute, hoping someone sneezes in your face so you can build up immunity, then you run the risk of either getting so much virus exposure that your body cant keep up with the infection and you die, or you run the risk of further spreading it to high risk folks.

I live with some people over 60 that smoke, my pregnant wife and a 4 year old. I have O- blood and I'm in my 30s. I'm low risk but I dont live alone and if low risk people go around flippantly trying to get this virus in public like at a grocery store, you will also risk further spreading this thing to high risk people that dont have someone to go grocery shopping for them.

You are a fake news shill and it is people like you who fucked up New York by telling everyone to stay strong and go outside and live normally. I agree we need to get back to work, but stop trying to convince people to get the virus when there are ducking doctors and local officials preventing people from getting Hydrochloroquin. You're playing a dangerous game friendo.

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Feroom 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think he's talking about normal masks, not the surgical ones.

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Kekistani 1 point ago +2 / -1

I somewhat agree. By infecting everyone, China now has herd immunity, but they sacrificed their elderly and weak. They can now take advantage of this and focus on expanding their influence.

The West is trying to save lives by not overwhelming hospitals. That will come with a huge economic cost, but makes us look better morally.

I choose to wear gloves and masks in public not to prevent myself from getting sick, but to prevent me from getting other people sick so hospitals can have the capacity to care for other conditions.

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Lefty303 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone in China wasn’t infected

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Kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

A vast amount*. Pardon my exaggerations.

Point being, they allowed the infection to grow in Wuhan until it exploded across the planet.

It's not unreasonable to assume that millions, or tens of millions, of Chinese were infected, prior to their lockdown.

Are they still experiencing Wuhu Flu infections? Most likely. But now they are further along their curve and closer to herd immunity than other countries, giving them greater flexibility while other countries' military and administrative capacities are burdened.