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MoscowCommie 151 points ago +151 / -0

You try to let it go too. And be polite. Then he'll say some TDS shit and force your hand.

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Keiichi81 83 points ago +83 / -0

Fucking this. Conservatives are rarely obnoxious enough to bring up politics first, but leftists live in this fucking bubble where they seem to think everyone around them obviously must agree with their leftist political opinions because the people around them aren't the slavering monsters covered in neo-Nazi tattoos like they've painted conservatives to be in their heads, and so think nothing of bringing up politics in the most inappropriate settings. Like, I would never bring up politics and start trashing Democrats during a work meeting, but I've on numerous occasions participated in work meetings in which leftist coworkers with TDS have inserted their Trump hatred into conversations that have absolutely nothing whatsoever to even do with politics.

And you can never say anything back or they'll go out of their way to make your job a living hell going forward, and will run to HR to complain about you at the first opportunity, so you just have to bite your tongue.

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drsowells1fan 42 points ago +43 / -1

You've nailed it. Immediately spewing out Trump hatred in the most inappropriate setting with zero disregard is the equivalent of saying "hello" in LA. Like you, I never bring up politics first. Was playing doubles tennis with some bitch who opens her mouth on the damned changeover with "Well I'm exhausted from watching Trump's egregious garbage 24-7.. family separation blah blah." I wasn't in the mood for that shit, so she got a nice smackdown. I'd have lost my job two years ago if I was still working.

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xiao_maga_part2 21 points ago +21 / -0

This. My brother is a rabid leftist and he can't help but bring politics into every fucking conversation. I usually just ignore it, but only when he spouts this bullshit at my kids I shut it down fast.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't lose heart bro. My little brother got brainwashed by a teacher. Pretty sure he was trying to get in my brothers pants. Anyway for years he was a hardcore Bernie bro, to the point of causing multiple fights in the family. Anyway, it took me years, but I slowly redpilled him by discussing issues of conservatism and morality. He's now right of Joe McCarthy.

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ConvertedDemocrat 20 points ago +20 / -0

You have to play their game. Speak up, tell them their opinions are inappropriate and unrelated to the current discussion and that they are offensive to you. And make sure others hear it too. If it continues, then you go to HR and file a harassment claim.

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PotentPOTUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would just try to beat them with facts instead of stooping to their level like that. That's some cuck shit right there dude

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ConvertedDemocrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

If liberals could reason logically with facts instead of with emotion then they wouldn’t be liberals in the first place. There in lies your fallacy.

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they have a shit about facts they would be liberals.

You want to beat them you win at their own game.

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behemoth887 17 points ago +17 / -0

lib: brings up politics

lib: gets raped

lib: complains about you bringing up politics

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bklyndamsel 16 points ago +16 / -0

You just described my office. One chick even sent out an email imploring everyone to protest Trump because her then bf was a daca recipient. Before Trumps first term is even over, she is married to another guy.

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lancerprime 33 points ago +33 / -0

On the drive home.

"Honey, I tried I swear I tried. But he wouldn't stop reeing, and when I countered every TDS point with logic and live footage that soyboy attacked me I squared up and he just fainted in front of his date's boyfriend seriously, who does that?"

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Ripmat2 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Sweetheart, It’s better for her anyway. Any commie that bedazzles his jeans ain’t her boyfriend, it’s a gender confused fruitcake girlfriend.”

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fungus_amungus 40 points ago +40 / -0

I drive a Prius with an NRA sticker on it for urban camouflage.

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bigdickhangsright 11 points ago +11 / -0

An unholy alliance.

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lolpaladins 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't put gun stickers on my tesla, I don't want to make it a target for thieves.

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bigtimepie 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤯

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Pres-Trump 29 points ago +30 / -1

Every fucking time I pass a Bernie bitch in my car I lower the window and laugh at them, I'm sure they don't know why but idc I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it.

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christianknight 14 points ago +14 / -0

Saw a broken up looking mini suv missing the gas tank cover and hubcaps. Imagine my surprise when I see a bernie sticker on the back.

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Pres-Trump 8 points ago +9 / -1

No surprise there, kinda like every Bernie idiot I saw on reddit.

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jdovejr 6 points ago +6 / -0

You only allowed to put Bernie stickers on the back of shitboxes. At least that is what it seems.

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Pres-Trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

No surprise there my friend.

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rooftoptendie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Every time we see a "Love Wins" sticker my kids point and laugh. Sometimes I join them.

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Pres-Trump 2 points ago +8 / -6

Fear wins, you taught your kids well and I hope they continue the good fight. Because sadly after us and the propaganda machine that is news and public schooling, I think we've seen the last days of western civilization. And tbh from what I've seen theses last ten years good fucking riddance. Degeneracy fucking abounds.

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

no youre missing the funnyness completely.

THIS is the "love wins" sticker. Every progressive that is salty over GEOTUS winning '16 has one. You see, theyve done that commie thing where you take a truth (that love wins) and then pervert it and twist it up.

I really don't know what youre on about.

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Pres-Trump 1 point ago +3 / -2

Obviously we don't see things with the same eye that's okay.

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Aambrick -1 points ago +0 / -1

My response:

..............HA.

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xopi 2 points ago +3 / -1

Coming here you would pull a muscle on your face and never roll your window up again.

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Pres-Trump 4 points ago +5 / -1

I have more than enough power from t_d to ever give in to those bitches.

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Philhelm -1 points ago +2 / -3

Sometimes I'll park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

Seriously, whenever I'm stuck behind an asshole with a handicap plate, I'll yell out, "Is it fucking mental?!"

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runonce 3 points ago +4 / -1

I thought for about 30 sconds about a handicapped plate but people are pretty nice about waiting for you to cross the roadway if you have a noticeable limp.

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Pres-Trump 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm just that average white suburbanite slob tbh.

But! Sometimes I'm alright with them, my dad's a vet and has a vet plate that gives him a space at like two places in all of America, although he took a damn grenade to the chest for them. Had a choice to get the handy plate and said no thanks. So I assume there are vets out there that have and I might be hassling one of those fine people.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 20 points ago +20 / -0

I got behind a prius a few years ago with a Molan Labe sticker on the back. Took a pic and showed my wife. It was her friend's husbands car lol.

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LordTancretus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol

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Magentapede 12 points ago +12 / -0

And it keeps gettin funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT

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LordTancretus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh god realized we are farther removed from this movie, than it was from Dirty Harry...

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LordTancretus 1 point ago +1 / -0

😭😭😭

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Tranny_Fluid 7 points ago +7 / -0

So far in drunken dinner political discussions Im 3 and 0. I love it when they say something political (they always do), because that's my excuse to my gf to enter the discussion. Yes, I use the "he started it" excuse and it works lol.

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runonce 10 points ago +10 / -0

My wife is a retired teacher "he started it" never works for me.

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FirstCitizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

A good song by Type-O Negative

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 6 points ago +7 / -1

This kinda happened to me this morning. I was waiting in the Target line (because I'm not a hoarder and legit neded TP). We were practicing social distancing and having great conversations on various topics and this lady said that we should eliminate The Electoral College...

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xopi 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can hold the camera while you and your girlfriend have a 3 way with his girlfriend.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like a vegan, how can you tell if someone is a shitty leftist?

They'll tell you.

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Bananaphone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's my problem. Bernie, (out of the available choices) is the second best candidate. It's not that Bernie is good for anything, it's that the field is so bad. If you read his shit from before he had to agree with the lunatics, he sides with Trump and against the mainstream democrats on several key points. He's probably the least corrupt of them.

My point is, I feel more sympathy than distain for Bernie supporters. I'd be trying to redpill that guy.

I already got my friend I've known since middle School to agree to vote for Trump if; 1 Bernie doesn't get the nomination, and 2 There aren't bodies piled up in the street from the 'rona.

He's probably good for his word, and just six months ago he was full TDS. Here teaches a lot of "dreamers," and they got him with the fake cages. It took months, but I finally got him to realise he'd been tricked. He loves his students and it was easy for the lying press to manipulate him.

Sorry for the rant. 4chan sucks today.

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bigtimepie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd be trying to redpill that guy.

Lots of Bernie Bros woke up and ended up voting Trump and became very active on t_d in 2016. Let's make it so again for 2020!

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Ripmat2 3 points ago +3 / -0

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!! Need that in this time of Medical Martial Law

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Farmerbob1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ask them...

"What are your plans for after the DNC uses superdelegates to throw Bernie under the bus again?"

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Ephireon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey man. My Prius is the last of its kind. I love this fucking car.

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually not a bad car. I drive an old Yaris. It's OK to drive an incredibly dependable and functional car that gets 40 mpg.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +4 / -1

False premise. The socialist is the asshole, trying to take money out of your pocket for what he seems important. "Honey, socialism is slavery, I'll no more tolerate a socialist than a human trafficker." is all you should need to say.

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MrZ211 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im not lieing, this actually happened to me and it ended with him telling me in donald trumps america we wont have enough money for roads as he screamed over the jackhammer building a new street outside the window.

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like it's left wingers that always start political talk too. I try not to bring shit up purposely unless it Thanksgiving or Christmas.

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kudos to the memesmith behind this one.

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL but the guy would get BTFO by my wife long before I'd even have a chance to get started.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr Faucci just put together a new set of guidelines for social distancing...

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

"HEY!!! NICE FUCKIN' PRIUS!!!" (HONK HONK)

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Bender4Prez 2 points ago +3 / -1

Maybe she wants to peg someone. Let her hunt a bit.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

AND they’re flat-earthers.

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Trikk_Wikkid5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh this hits close to home. Just gotta change the car to a Subaru outback. lol

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Deplorable_in_PA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually have less of a problem with the Bernie Bros, screeching cuck soyboys notwithstanding, than the rest of the democrat base. Much of the Bernie base wants to see an actual progressive candidate who pushes red meat issues like union jobs, healthcare, education, etc The Dems (Biden and Shrillary wing) only give a shit about gender pronouns, tranny bathrooms, abortion, power, and making themselves richer. Trump said it best in 2016: Shrillary only cares about doing the will of her big money donors, not middle America.

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Eslooie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for reminding me of Beetlejuice. I have something to watch tommorow.

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Lt_hindu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought about putting a trump sticker on my prius. But I live in LA and I don’t want my car to be vandalised.