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FreeBased1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now everyone will die from malaria, from mosquito bites, and there won't be any hydroxychloroquine left to take because china will hoard it all.

Bunch of dumbass commies.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 28 points ago +31 / -3

The President cannot tell a governor what to do in their state. This is what people don’t get.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t know if you noticed but most of the right is on board with this shit.

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Kckroosian 31 points ago +31 / -0

What reasoning could be behind such a dumb order?

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jgardner 31 points ago +31 / -0

You're assuming there is reason behind leftism.

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Yuri_Gagarin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Leftism is a mental disorder.

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Independenceforever 15 points ago +16 / -1

The virus(!!!) is the reason for everything.

You missed the order to shut your brain down first so we could all drunk PSYOP together!

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Snypr18 10 points ago +10 / -0

YOU BETTER SOCIAL DISTANCE YOUR NEURONS, CITIZEN

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SardonicCalamity 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wouldn't want to have ourselves a bit too much to think.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Spreading it by mosquito to hurt the country more?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Authoritarian edicts don't require reasoning, but the most likely excuse they would come up would be dissuading people from going shopping for items that they consider non-essential.

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they've shut down sporting good, gardening and outdoor stores that sell the same stuff so your only source is Wal-Mart.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Stay inside means stay inside!!”

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sustainable_saltmine 24 points ago +24 / -0

people who make orders like this need to be arrested. enough with the life restricting orders. this is all bullshit. if the social distancing experiment hasnt borne fruit by now, it's time to end it.

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christianknight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who will arrest them? Te police? They serve the government.

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RussianLimbaugh 8 points ago +8 / -0

The sheriff. That’s an elected position & actually, this kind of this is exactly in their job description.

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WalkFastGoHome 23 points ago +28 / -5

Fucking steal it. Walmart doesn't prosecute theft under $50 (maybe $500?). Just walk right out the fucking door with it.

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Howz3r420 14 points ago +15 / -1

Not true. I stole a $3.50 charger cable when i was 16 and they pressed charges. The arresting officer was shocked and even asked them if they were sure for such a small amount. He walked me out and told me they declined charges on three separate occasions that dame day for higher $ amounts, but the perpetrators were Hispanic. one of the several occasions that being a white male has not been so privileged.

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NADSAQ 8 points ago +12 / -4

I don’t condone theft, but in this case... On the other hand, does anyone really need citronella products right now?

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Why the fuck not?

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RussianLimbaugh 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. Some people go outside. Mosquitoes have already been out here for a while.

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WalkFastGoHome 7 points ago +10 / -3

I don't really condone it either, but it's clear there's no good reason to bar access to these products. When the powers that be keep pushing the quarantine date back and people want to get outside will they suddenly allow these for sale again? If they do what happens? People buy all of them and it's the tp situation all over again.

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Frog_Anne 3 points ago +3 / -0

They do, actually. It's starting to warm up in many places, so if you want to sit on your own porch (assuming the idiots in charge allow that) you may want some candles to keep the skeeters away.

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Cuck-WTF 15 points ago +15 / -0

SLAAAAAAAAAAVE

TAX LIVESTOCK!!!

CHATTEL!!!

PEASANT!!!

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JwPATX 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are Zika and west Nile not still a thing that exists?

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Ameronaut 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember when Zika was supposed to be the next killer virus, then nothing happened

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not if you stay inside like we told you. Stop killing old people!

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JwPATX 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s no problem if you’re in SF or Dallas. Just take less than $700 worth, and walk out. The DA won’t prosecute.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Won’t catch them anyway. Everyone has masks and nobody wants to touch you. Shoplifting paradise

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just stay 6 feet away from mosquitoes.

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secretbern 12 points ago +12 / -0

$100k question: Which Springfield?

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Bilabrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best to just avoid them all.

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ekos640 12 points ago +12 / -0

It only says they can't sell you them. So, they're free.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Basically yes since the police aren’t responding to theft calls

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Smurfection 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why? Why can't we go into a store and buy what the heck we want if the product is there? Why shouldn't I be able to buy a hammock or pest control products if I want to lay in a hammock in my backyard? I swear, the tin pot dictators of local government are the most fascist file room Hitlers I've ever seen!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Anyone who has ever lived under an HOA knows full well the tyranny of low level authoritarians.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the truth!

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MajorAppleHead 8 points ago +10 / -2

That’s dumb. Drive to the next state then

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Independenceforever 9 points ago +10 / -1

The police have been more than nice and helpful to me as I have traveled in between states.

Law enforcement is more loyal to the Bill of Rights than the chycom sympathizers giving them orders.

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kekekek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you been doing lots of interstate travel lately? Getting ready to do a long trip and curious what we'll encounter.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can’t in many states. Rhode Island requires you to quarantine for 14 days after entering. They’re everywhere scanning plates.

I’m 5 minutes from the border and often shop there. Now if I shop there I’ll be arrested and face 90 days.

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secretbern 12 points ago +12 / -0

Aren’t blue states just the best at individual liberties? 👋 from nyc

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

How’s your firearm selection? It’s amazing here in Glock free Massachusetts

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flyingcaveman 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if CoVID19 is actually misdiagnosed malaria? The symptoms are practically identical and doctors wouldn't even be thinking you have it because that isn't really a thing in the States. Do they want you to die of malaria? Why the huge push back against anti-malaria drugs and now even bug spray.

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, they want you to die. More deaths means a bigger chance at federal money.

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Pres-Trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

And seeds in Vermont! Haha fuck the government, steal it.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take it to the cash anyways.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they really do need to sell that. We are just now entering mosquito season. There are 0 studies right now to prove/disprove this can be transmitted through mosquitos as well. Best to not have to take chances and just kill them and keep them away from biting.

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workinating 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need EEE. It was all the rage last summer!

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tacosrcool 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fucking communism

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd pull off all these signs.

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why on earth would they do this except to try and spread more disease cause mosquitos are about to come out.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s because they don’t want you outside at all.

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chartmerchant 1 point ago +1 / -0

TYFYC. ITM.

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LilBuddyRem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are these the same cities who stopped prosecuting theft under $1,000? Buying products is illegal, but stealing them isn’t?

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Stay in your houses, slaves--" this 'ex slave' took his Suzuki motorbike out of storage today and went for a LONG ride, to enjoy spring, and low gas prices. I did not see one USA, KGB agent out there, trying to stop me. YET. I do live in a Democratic run state now

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Juneofthewild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reopen the country now

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Fistmagic -12 points ago +2 / -14

I work in a store. Half our staff quit two weeks ago. Were lucky if anyone besides managers show up to work.

People buying non essentials are killing us and thats all they are buying. We cant get any work done. Oh and they are being absolute assholes about it too. Every fucking one. What happened to retail workers being heros?

TLDR: those signs are there cause you shouldnt be shopping for that shit in the first place. You are exposing me and my staff cause you have nothing better to do. You are the asshole.

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Smokin11 1 point ago +1 / -0

I figure the store left the product on the shelf so people would just take it right?

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Fistmagic -11 points ago +1 / -12

Thats just because you have zero retail experience and dont mind talking out your ass about it.

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Fistmagic -2 points ago +1 / -3

Lotta downvotes and even a personal attack but no counter arguments cause you know im fucking right. Just like /rpolitics.

To reiterate: Those signs are up because you need to be told, like a child, not to go to the store and buy bullshit. Stores are where it spreads. And also Fuck You.

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Fistmagic -9 points ago +1 / -10

Im being called away from my lunch break to carry a mattress. These signs are up in my store right now. If youre naturally inclined to be a faggot to the manager about it we can do that right here.

Line it up, faggots. Ive got plenty of sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up for everybody.

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FuckReddit1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

You definitely have the shitty attitude of a retail employee I’ll give you that.