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Kckroosian 31 points ago +31 / -0

What reasoning could be behind such a dumb order?

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jgardner 31 points ago +31 / -0

You're assuming there is reason behind leftism.

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Yuri_Gagarin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Leftism is a mental disorder.

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Independenceforever 15 points ago +16 / -1

The virus(!!!) is the reason for everything.

You missed the order to shut your brain down first so we could all drunk PSYOP together!

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Snypr18 10 points ago +10 / -0

YOU BETTER SOCIAL DISTANCE YOUR NEURONS, CITIZEN

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SardonicCalamity 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wouldn't want to have ourselves a bit too much to think.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Spreading it by mosquito to hurt the country more?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Authoritarian edicts don't require reasoning, but the most likely excuse they would come up would be dissuading people from going shopping for items that they consider non-essential.

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they've shut down sporting good, gardening and outdoor stores that sell the same stuff so your only source is Wal-Mart.

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RahkeemTheMachine [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Stay inside means stay inside!!”