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ClownTamer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve sold things online to help people that looked like they were wearing hazmat suits when they showed up to get it, and damn near disintegrated what I sold them with cleaning products when they arrived. Way too many viral outbreak movies and The Walking Dead have made people wait for a moment like this to give them an excuse to cosplay and role play and freak the fuck out and have purpose and direction.

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slrpnls 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. Easy times breed soft people. Believe me, I can't live my life worrying about maybe dying over something I can't control. When God wants me, He can take me at any time.

I have allergies and so I cough and sneeze every day of my life. Worrying never solved anything. Freaking out never solved anything. It just shows you as being a pussy.

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m more or less the same way. I’ve noticed that people that are the biggest pussies have had almost no real hardship in their lives. Their lives are so contained and comfortable all the time that even the slightest breeze blowing the wrong way is, to them, a hurricane.

We’d probably be better off as a country if we made everyone serve a year or two in the military when they came of age. Beats the pussy right out of you. Make girls do it too and mandate they meet the physical requirements at that age. Obesity epidemic solved while we’re at it!

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741aa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love this idea.