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sustainable_saltmine 47 points ago +47 / -0

is he even experiencing any symptoms? or is he just being a pussy about having to be home like the rest of us have to do

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leakmouth [S] 47 points ago +47 / -0

I think it’s a desperate publicity stunt to try and boost ratings for his very fake employer and his boob-ringed brother

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 15 points ago +15 / -0

That’s all a lot of this is, just a publicity stunt. Why tha fuck does anyone care what movie stars and celebrities are doing “in self-quarantine”? Apparently there are people who give a damn about it, it’s pathetic and I pity those people. Maybe I’m a little jealous that I don’t get 100,000 likes for recording a video of me talking about how not sick I am in my pajamas....nah, I’ll do it anyway and at least my g/f pretends she’s listening to me bitch about how the entire US Economy is being destroyed, and that’s good enough for me. That plus the chicken thighs that are on the grill. Stay safe out there and have the best weekend that you possibly can, it’s beautiful in my neck of the woods!

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soyboybetafaggot 7 points ago +7 / -0

you're allowed to grill chicken in your state?

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol probably not, but idgaf, biggest problem is finding chicken in the grocery store. Good luck if you’re trying to buy breasts around here, but luckily to me, the thigh is by far the greatest part of a chicken and lately those have been readily available. Arguments could be made that my business is not “essential” either, but I’m still open with limited staff even if it ends up being just me working or I get fined, I’m not allowing a spineless governor to totally destroy my livelihood because 800 people in my state are sick.

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Butthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

A part of me thinks they told him to pretend to have the virus to stoke fear in the public and hurt trump. It’s just a stupid theory but honestly plausible with these people.

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heelsawyer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. They have fake gays too. Lemon is a phony.

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NotGoodAtNames 15 points ago +15 / -0

He has super high fever that causes hallucinations and chipping his teeth. But thankfully the virus is kind enough to go away when he's on camera or doing work for CNN.

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NotGoodAtNames 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hah a "beast". The real "beast" is coming for him november 3rd...

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ILOVEBIGTITS 7 points ago +7 / -0

its the latter. all these celebrities complain about being stuck inside while they have the luxury of being in a literal mansion while the rest of us live in normal houses!

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MotherOf13Furbabies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yet none of those soy sippin', malice drippin' douchenozzlers have opened their homes (No borders/boarders) to all the poor, pitiful homeless Americans or oppressed South of the border peasants! IOW, nothing has changed except Rosita isn't cleaning muh toilets, Pedro isn't watering muh azaleas and tragically, Gunther isn't cleaning muh "pond".

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Novapepper 2 points ago +2 / -0

With thier housekeepers and gardeners.

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Sumsuch 3 points ago +4 / -1

He, like other high profile personalities, are trying to convince people that it's very, very scary.

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Fredo_Cuomo 3 points ago +3 / -0

He claims to get a fever really bad.

Clearly was PMSing last time he was on tho

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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

I loled.

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Diotima 8 points ago +8 / -0

🤯😬

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit this is great HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Btw I didn’t know Fredo the faggot was the NY governor’s brother until recently, cuomo looks very gay in this pic btw

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leakmouth [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

He tryna look like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia

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Vinyl_Hunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

it do be like that, tho...

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leakmouth [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s what ze said

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ChadGreeter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guys a bad actor - literally and figuratively

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 5 points ago +6 / -1

"What magic wand, do you have?"

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BigMikesBigBlackCock -2 points ago +2 / -4

Common knowledge but the cock is black not brown

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Jsmitty112 4 points ago +4 / -0

KeK!

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Phillysmackdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're going throigh menopause fredo, not the wuhan virus.

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TrumpCard1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike makes Barry roleplay as Trump.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of all the people that could die in NY the governor's brother is not.

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Truglow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at me!! NYC pussy.

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Colesterol 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF, is he talking in code?

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leakmouth [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes I would definitely rather be infected with COVID-19 then BIGMIKE-12

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schnazzmizzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big mama

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Martin_USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fuckwad is faking it for ratings, CNN has fallen way behind in ratings, I hope they go bankrupt

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FforAuthoritarianism 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a disaster.

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael Obama cock jokes are always funny. Barry is a power bottom.

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RlzJohnnyM 2 points ago +2 / -0

DID HE DIE?

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leakmouth [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Still reporting from the bottom of his staircase. Stunning and brave

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rx1994z 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fredo -- An attempt at fear mongering...only works on the weak.

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GBA4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious!!😂😂

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gargoyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t believe it’s anything more than CNN desperate to get ratings up

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DinosRFake 2 points ago +2 / -0

The beast? I mean, he could avoid satanic imagery if he tried. It's dead easy. I do it all the time.

These people are sick. I hope his ugly, retarded mob boss brother does run for POTUS, and gets humiliated.

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 0 points ago +2 / -2

The beast comes whenever the fuck I want ! I'm more of a morning person