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posted ago by Lady_Stallion ago by Lady_Stallion +369 / -0

Until they close Target I'm going to try to feel as normal as possible. It helps. I bought a beautiful dress I have no place to wear and it felt amazing.

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KungFluKid 37 points ago +38 / -1

Civil disobedience with added sanitary Behavior. Let's take back our economy May 1st. Everyone back to work. Start selling again. Start servicing again. They can't arrest us all. Remember the Tea Party. They did not ask permission of the local authorities before they dumped the tea in the harbor. Do it and then videotape the authorities shutting you down again. Flood the zone with videos and make them defend their actions. I think most of us believe this is way overblown.

End The Corn Teen

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Lady_Stallion [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

Don't touch your face, use hand sanitizer when you leave the store, you will be fine!

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Razeontherock 8 points ago +9 / -1

True. Have you seen the ventriloquist that does Achmet the Dead Terrorist, his youtube vid about this quarantine? One of his puppets goes into the "don't touch your face" thing, it might help preserve your sanity if you need a silly laugh.

Target is essential, I'm calling it now. Actually our entire economy is essential and there is NO legal basis to shut down a whole community. Glad you are able to enjoy living!

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Left will be like cockroaches doused with a stream of Raid: run around in circles pulling their purple hair out until they die in seconds. May 1 is the official Communist "Workers' Day"

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goldentomatoes1 15 points ago +16 / -1

Congratulations on your beautiful dress! Enjoy!

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krzyzowiec 13 points ago +14 / -1

Wonderful. People working in clothing stores need support too! In SC, I notice a huge amount of people going to Lowes/Home Depot. People are taking the opportunity to go outside and improve their houses or lawns instead of sit indoors and be miserable.

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azn_gay_conservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

they're probably like me.

bored af at home so wandering around stores that aint closed yet.

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DonnieRamesJio 12 points ago +13 / -1

I live in California. BEEN out shopping. FUCK em!

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Gregor_Clegainz 12 points ago +13 / -1

I went to Lowe's and bought a trailer hitch, got a uhaul and made runs to the landfill all day today. Fuck the lockdown do what you want. You're an American.

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Smurfection 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wear the dress to the grocery store. I've started dressing up after I read something about a Miss something or other County winner who complained she didn't have anywhere to wear her dress, crown and sash to, so she just started wearing it to the grocery store. It's a morale booster!

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DonnieRamesJio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just don't stand too close to the ice cream section, couls melt the whole shelf

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I_have_lady_parts 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got easter crap for my kid from target 3 days ago... they were above and beyond.

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russian_bot6547 3 points ago +3 / -0

Solitary confinement is a form of torture. I'm as introverted as they come but I still need to interact with other humans. This quarantine WILL make some people lose it eventually.

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Neophilus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for you, we bought Easter stuff at Target yesterday, went to a butcher and a wine store. Was great to get out, and only half the people out with their paranoia masks.

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redbeard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pics of the dress?

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nowrongwrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have some very bad news for you, Lady Pede, it's about to get worse:

https://accd.vermont.gov/press-releases/agency-commerce-and-community-development-directs-%E2%80%9Cbig-box%E2%80%9D-retailers-cease-person

If this spreads to other Democratic-run states then soon you won't be able to go into Target unless Target agrees to wall off the entirety of their store except the "essential" grocery section.