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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 123 points ago +123 / -0

I get the billionaire thing but honestly, after watching Trump shit all over the press daily I'm thinking he's closer to Deadpool.

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Independenceforever 40 points ago +41 / -1

Two unexpected laughs.

Thanks for this and thanks OP.

Funny.

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ConservativeCrusader 37 points ago +37 / -0

I was aware of the Batman claim and him stopping a mugging. I did not know about his butler. I'm convinced that Trump is in fact Batman.

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CraniometricSunray 8 points ago +8 / -0

This guy...he deserves ALL the upvotes!

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MAGAngelo 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

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Batman 9 points ago +9 / -0

He might be.

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whiterosealchemist 5 points ago +5 / -0

according to the newspaper article he stopped the "bat man"

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definitelyright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao that Batman vid is so goddamn good

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kag-2020- 11 points ago +11 / -0

More like the dude from paycheck. He just wants to get the taxpayers money back. And he's willing to suffer through some wicked things to get it.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Porter did nothing wrong.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Deadpool and Batman combined, it’d be Donald trump

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fire up the Diet Coke and CHIMICHANGAS, motherfuckers!! :)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's gonna do the super hero landing! It's so hard on your knees

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAXIMUM EFFORT!

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanos? Nahh. Though he might also resemble Tony Stark...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd settle for pinochet

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 45 points ago +45 / -0

Certainly a better Batman than George Clooney, who's a colossal cuck.

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SwampSwan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Not to mention, a colossal narcissist. Can't stand a vain male...blecch.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

But alpha confident is ok.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Alpha confident' is sexy as hell, comforting as a 12 ga., and as awesome as a lady pede who makes Dagwoods for her man pede - without being asked!

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Michael Keaton

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

And quiet lately. Has Ellen called Clooney yet?

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latinolizards4trump 27 points ago +27 / -0

Oh shit is that really his face? He makes a really good Batman

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eternal_dance 5 points ago +5 / -0

So this is why China thought they could eat him for lunch?

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Rojo4mac7 26 points ago +26 / -0

Handsome even wearing a mask he is.

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takeyouruptrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes... just look at you... desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, draped in black. And yet... you leave that little window... a glimpse at the perfection underneath. Obvious - the chiseled good looks - not the jaw, the mouth of a monster... why do you let it be seen? Tell me why.

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randomusename 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is one Bat the Chinese want no part of.

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Isolated_Patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

And now we have the tagline for the movie version.

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UpTrump 21 points ago +21 / -0

BREAKING: LIBERALS SUDDENLY HATE MASKS

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xiao_maga_part2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump should talk about washing your hands next and how you shouldn't hang out with sick people right now.

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DonLemon 18 points ago +18 / -0

CNN reports, once again, Trump has doctored a photo.

What is he doing with his time? Shouldn't be be on DealDash.com trying to get ventilators on the cheap instead all this Photoshop work?

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PaigeAshley 12 points ago +12 / -0

My favorite Superhero and my favorite President rolled into one?!?!

Swoon

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Desperado 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to post this but you beat me to it. DJT is Batman. You the MVP.

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GuerillaYourDreams 10 points ago +10 / -0

But not all heroes wear capes!!

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

I see what you did there.

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Vinyl_Hunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s kind of funny how eating bats turned everybody in the world into a reverse Batman.

That’s what my kids said when I put on my mask. “Reverse Batman“

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Leeroy_Jenkins 5 points ago +5 / -0

CHUMS UP!!!

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Binski 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ben Asslick on suicide watch

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MAGALOVER 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is NOT the President that we deserve.... but the President we NEED.

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

*grabs Jim Acosta by the shirt.

"Swear to ME!!!!"

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +4 / -1

I can't comment on medically whether he should or shouldn't, I can't comment on whether as a noted germaphobe he wants to wear a mask. What I CAN comment on is that politically he can't. He can't have pictures of himself in a mask on newsstands and on the tv. You can tell it would be bad for him just by the sheer number of people who want him dead that are aghast he isn't wearing one.

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Staatssicherheit 3 points ago +3 / -0

None of the reporters were wearing masks. They are just trying to score poltical points with the mask question.

Anyway, the mask is to protect the other person from your cough. And I'm not much in the mood to protect the fake news media at this point.

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +3 / -1

They really want the jackpot of political points from a mask photo.

In regards to the "protect others from you" point, I had that conversation through my wife when she was on the phone with her mother. Her mother had asked if I was wearing a mask when shopping (or something along that line, I just caught my wife's response of "no he's not wearing a mask when he's out"), to which her mother responded with something to the effect of why not, since my wife started to say "because he doesn't want to", but I grokked what was going on and quickly interjected with a loud " BECAUSE THE MASK WON'T STOP ME FROM BEING INFECTED, IT WOULD ONLY STOP ME FROM INFECTING OTHERS"

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except masks can stop you from being infected, that’s why doctors etc wear them.

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No_Quarter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Batman wears a cowl, not a mask. Pfft, noobs.

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eternal_dance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump wearing this reinforces harmful stereotypes. Not all heroes wear masks.

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PNWvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

This has my vote for POTUS to wear at these daily briefings!

https://www.amazon.com/Full-Face-Mask-Balaclava-Paintball/dp/B07TBHCDC7

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MrEasyCheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s certainly is doing all he can to save “Gotham City” from that Cuomo Joker. He is Batman !!

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Staff member: Uh sir, I don’t think a full body suit is nec...

Trump: Shh. 🤫

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

✔🎩 Pip pip, cheerio, gov'na! Noice Meme ya got there.

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Latinafortrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love it!

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StrangerThanFiction 1 point ago +1 / -0

Batman, dasss raycis reee. Moron fake media during briefing kept asking him why he wasn't wearing a mask, as they all sat there not wearing masks. I can't wait for him to turn their stupid questions back at them.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 1 point ago +1 / -0

This pic should be the wallpaper

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes! We need him to live.

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Kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful, GEOTUS! China will try to eat you!

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Billionaire playboy fighting insane villains with hi tech gadgetry, it all fits

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Batman 1 point ago +1 / -0

This message has my consent.

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Trump-Man.