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speedychef 46 points ago +46 / -0

If she was any dumber she would be a vegetable. Most of the accounts on twitter are fake and many of the followers celebs have on twitter are fake, paid for shill accounts.

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stratocaster_patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

A non-colonial vegetable like jicama or yucca no doubt.

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Zephyr 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's an insult to vegetables!!!!!11!!!!! I'm triggered!!!!!!!1111!!!!

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Vegans4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's not dumb, she knows that non in-person voting is good for her party. They all support this and know it's so they can cheat better.

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mdfl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Election night in her small mind: "This is CNN and are are now predicting that Joe Biden has won the state of "Luhan" and all their 599 electoral votes."

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VaPnut 18 points ago +18 / -0

Well, that would be great except I have no twitter account on account twitter closed down my account. The no account sonsabitches

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MoscowCommie 10 points ago +10 / -0

This honestly doesn't sound too far off from something she would say. A lot of the scum in Congress are smart people, but they are dastardly. AOC sounds like the biggest moron every time she opens her mouth though.

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NoMoreLies 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Ohmigod guiiiise, we have to socially distance! Why don’t we just vote on Twitter?”

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Cmchn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Twitter is for assholes and NPD princesses

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inspir3dgenius 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was really hoping this would be true. Foot-In-Mouth Party 2020

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't give donkey teeth any ideas! If occasional cortex gets a look at this post she'll dent her smart phone punching aunty Nancy's number in. "I want an oompa loompa now!"

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blindambition 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why do people still talk about this whore? Give her ZERO fucks....

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OrangeFruitGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

For a second I genuinely thought this was real, had to check the flair.

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Cardinal451 2 points ago +2 / -0

If a twit like her votes.......

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Fistfulofgreyhair 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Hey, lets kick all the conservatives off of Twitter for the last 4 years while stuffing itfull of Soro’s bots, then we can vote for Socialism.....

Yeah....go fuck yourself.

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quartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's literally just playing a role at this point. Doing what she's told.

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buco 3 points ago +3 / -0

She always has.

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Bob383 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except for when she’s on camera for extended periods of time and has to wing it

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MI_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can't even trust Twitter to provide Twitter level functionality let alone be a trusted platform for voting. This is the most harebrained and horse-faced idea I've ever heard in my damn life

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because Twitter polls are such bastions of fairness and security, let's just hand over our elections to @Jack too.

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pede-o-saurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol no

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

You already tried voting with your twat...

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Horses can be dumb.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter banned me twice. First for sending the side of beef video to her on every tweet. And the second account I made got banned the second I followed the president, which was my first and only action, and was flagged as botting.

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chairborne101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, I am banned from Twitter. Their terms of service prohibits me from creating another account. Therefore, your suggestion would disenfranchise me as a voter.

However, my 37 alt accounts are all US citizens and would be allowed to vote.

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pony Faced Soldier Dog has a head full of clay.

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GottliebPins 2 points ago +2 / -0

I totally agree. Since Twitter isn’t the real world. All Democrats should vote on Twitter instead of at the ballot box and afterwards they can pretend like their candidate won and keep saying “not my president!”

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 2 points ago +2 / -0

AOC certainly brings enough gum for the whole class.

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Roortoker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes i think she is a real life Titiana

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MI_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure, might as well just all call in from Obama-phones as if this were fucking American Idol, multiple votes and phone banks full of shills too

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Ephireon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we please never mention this horsed faced retard again? Tired of hearing her useless drivel.

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

What.a.dumb.bitch

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago +1 / -0

But only for verified accounts.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

No!

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

BUT MUH RUSSIAN BOTS?!?

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