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Anon331717 219 points ago +220 / -1

She is one of the dumbest humans to walk the earth.

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AngelMark 87 points ago +87 / -0

Most of our gov is a bunch of dumb dumbs

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Owl_Eyes_Alpha 34 points ago +34 / -0

That's because all the smart people go to the private sector

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Weremoose 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's because most smart people realize how fraudulent they really are and it makes them humble.

You can't be humble or self aware in politics. (There are exceptions)

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ADAM_SCHITT 15 points ago +16 / -1

Like doctors. Real doctors go and save people's lives and make a ton of money doing it. The government gets stuck with Dr. Fauci who was probably the bottom of his class.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 10 points ago +11 / -1

I've been blessed with a few Dr.'s that were disgusted with their industry and would flat out tell me the schemes and games they play. My grandfather's best friend told me lawsuits made surgeons stop drinking before surgery.

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MacwellX 7 points ago +7 / -0

ElderPede here: Too many Doctors today don't have patients any more, now they have customers!

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Pubacabra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm. I’m in IT and do contract work for the DoD. The Gov IT folks are ‘difficult’ to work with to put it nicely. Also, I’ve seen countless of them wear their masks just like this. Or they take them off to talk then put them back on. I’m like why even bother.

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66_Chevelle_SS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except our Donald!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 34 points ago +34 / -0

Which is still not as dumb as expressing concern about the island of Guam capsizing.

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kekNation 32 points ago +32 / -0

Bro, that isn’t remotely the same. The flag was on the moon, not Mars. But we really were considering stationing more Marines on Guam. I watched that interview and the military guy never once explained how we would keep the island stable. Shit didn’t tip over so I’m guessing the government had already put some extra stable floating docks under the edges of Guam and we just don’t want other countries stealing our floatie technology.

I’m more worried about Puerto Rico. You don’t really believe those are actually hurricanes that keep wrecking the place do you? Nope, island is getting thinner from erosion and it’s rocking anytime the ocean gets a little turbulent. They have to blame a hurricane so they can remove entire cities and buildings to offload the extra weight. Also, Epstein did not kill himself.

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RedTXDawn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Upvote for creativity

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I encourage you to take a couple of days before doing another excellent comment like this. Some Socialist politician might want to hire you.

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HillaryAteMyBaby -12 points ago +3 / -15

Puerto Rico should be a state. I know we don't want it to be a state because they are mostly Democrats there, but if Trump gave them statehood, they might all actually flip red.

It's kinda like when LBJ said "[if I give them the civil rights act] ill have those n**gers voting democrat for 100 years."

LBJ wasn't wrong

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chairborne101 21 points ago +22 / -1

Sorry, but no. PR is already a liability. They should go be their own country free from our intervention.

Same with Guam, American Samoa, and US Virgin Islands.

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HillaryAteMyBaby 2 points ago +6 / -4

Disagree. We would lose valuable military bases and strategic positions. We need to be more like China, who are creating islands in the middle of the ocean to expand their reach.

I'm not an imperialist, don't get me wrong. But we can't lose to China and let them take over the globe.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

You clearly dont know any Puerto Ricans. I've never met a group of people who love free loading and leeching off taxpayers more than them. They ain't never going red, bro.

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Rodrigo 8 points ago +8 / -0

PR makes Mexico look like West Germany.

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Kolob 5 points ago +5 / -0

A hard working Puerto Rican told me the same. He said welfare has ruined Puerto Rico and Mexico is better because it does not have welfare

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HillaryAteMyBaby -3 points ago +1 / -4

I've also never met a bunch of people that want statehood more. If Trump gave them statehood it might be a huge red pill.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

They voted no on statehood years ago. They dont want it. Trust me.

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the_big_cheef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Puerto rico is mañana culture to the max and is full of corruption in all aspects of the government. That’s a big fuck no from me, dawg.

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

As far as I have heard, they do not want to become a state, they just want money and assistance.

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Quest723 1 point ago +1 / -0

I follow a couple of military sci-fi authors on FB, pages full of vets.

According to that last generation, apparently the Senator and General are friends, and the Senator was fucking with him to get him to crack a smile during the hearing.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

First I've heard of that. Even Johnson himself never made that claim when asked about his comments. He claimed that he was joking and using humor to bring attention to a serious issue. I don't buy it. Johnson also sounded stoned during the entire thing.

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Quest723 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, he said he was joking with dry humor. Then he followed it with some silly rationalization. I think that's the typical politician behavior.

He told a half truth that he was joking, then tried to salvage it by adding some seriousness. Because how stupid would it sound to say "I was trying to make him smile in a congressional hearing?"

Growing up, how many times were you and your friends doing something pants on head retarded, and when asked about it did the same "half-truth" 'we're just messing around' story?


The only place I've heard it was on Mike Williamson's page. OTOH, Mike tends to make factual statements and isn't very tolerant of willfully ignorant people.

I'm willing to believe he was just messing around, but politicians are also pretty retarded.

I don't know enough about Johnson and his previous behavior to make a definitive decision.

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TheAmbulance 21 points ago +23 / -2

Mad Maxine tho.. 10x worse

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DebunkTheLeft 5 points ago +5 / -0

They both have single digit IQs tho.

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KuzoKevin 100 points ago +100 / -0

"And this is critical make sure you adequately cover your entire chin."

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Jeb4HOABoard 23 points ago +24 / -1

I can't stop laughing to this. Thanks for the levity, kind sir.

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Count_Dyscalculia 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nice.

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IncredibleMrE1 53 points ago +53 / -0

Fucking retard. But we already knew she wasn't smart.

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NostalgicFuturist 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dumb as a rock and mean as a snake.

Possibly the meanest to her staff of any senator or representative.

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xmetalgod 7 points ago +7 / -0

especially if you are white, could you imagine, yikes

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thelastlast 45 points ago +45 / -0

our elected official are fucking retards. its our own fault, really.

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Count_Dyscalculia 38 points ago +38 / -0

Nobody goes out and votes. Most elections are stolen and they know they can get away with most anything now that it's commonly known that Nancy Pelosi said out loud that "We have to Pass the Bill before we can see what's in it". If that doesn't cause riots, complete with torches and pitchforks, seeking to kick her out of office then these people knew right then and there that they could get away with fucking ANYTHING and nobody would say jack shit. We should all be more accepting that we've got alot to share in the blame for our current situation.

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raytwentynine 20 points ago +20 / -0

Vote all you want far left districts are going to elect idiots

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Trumpthumper 13 points ago +13 / -0

A conservative would never stand a chance in her district. She wins over and over again because her seat is safe. They don’t need to cheat.

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Count_Dyscalculia 12 points ago +13 / -1

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky .... or maybe Lee Harvey Oswald, I forget.

Anyway, you don't try then you won't win. Guaranteed.

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Count_Dyscalculia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes you send skirmishers out to determine your enemies strength and disposition. See how much of a fight they're willing to put up for position/territory X, Y or Z. Look to see how their supply lines function. The same command structure will be most likely repeated on some level and the higher you go the more consistent, and recalcitrant, the reaction will be. Now you know how many layers can be put into the "predictable" basket. Always put up a fight. Win or Lose you'll learn something.

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

A cause is never lost until you give up ... Just like with stocks, you don't have a loss until you sell

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MakeFreedomRing 2 points ago +3 / -1

At least run and make the other guy answer for what they have done or not done. Someone needs to hold them accountable. Hell.. Biden and Nancy could drop at any moment.

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GillumsBoyToy 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had the misfortune of being on the fringes of her district when we lived in Houston. Lived at Voss and Bering Drive and a more ill-tempered and loathsome representative you would not want to be plagued by...unless you are a person of color. I believe we were the victims of gerrymandering in reverse.

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americathegr888 1 point ago +2 / -1

But muh based minorities who vote 90%-left for life /s

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impera 5 points ago +5 / -0

Further to this, criminals are such a powerful voting bloc that essentially half of all the political capital and PACs cater almost exclusively to their interests.

All the communists, pedos, thieves, perverts, jihadis, illegal immigrants, murderers and tyrants flock to the same horses-ass banner. Sure they all despise each other deeply, but they are unified in their loathing for Americans above all else. And their #1 goal is to expand and bring more criminals in to reach that tipping point permanently where they can pretend to out-poll the lawful and hard-working families.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unfortunately in most cases the choices were given are all fucking retards.

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Dobbsfan2.0 27 points ago +27 / -0

I think the massive Heidi style weave is going to do a better job of catching those airborne droplets.

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BoughtByBloomberg 25 points ago +25 / -0

I saw a dude walking around with a mask yesterday. He had it over his mouth.... but not his nose.

I told him it wouldn't work as a mask if he didn't cover his nose. His reply?

"It's too hard to breath with it over my nose".

Gotta love it!

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JudicialDredd 13 points ago +13 / -0

I've got neighbors walking around in giant yards with not a single person around for a football field length in all directions with masks on. Just themselves. Solo. Digging plants n layin mulch.

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kshoggi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. Taking it off and on just wastes my hand sanitizer.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love seeing all the dummies driving in a car alone with the mask on. lmao.

or the guy taking a walk out in nature with a mask on...

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh, I saw a few of those and laughed at first. But then I figured if youre going to a couple different stores (grocery, gas, pharm) you dont really want to be fiddling with the damn thing in between, especially with gloves on.

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Choomguy 17 points ago +19 / -2

Das what happen whens you stretch yo mouf out shoving food in it all day

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TheAmbulance 17 points ago +19 / -2

This is quite common these days. Where common sence is uncommonly rare. But I'm not surprized having heard her speak to issues. Stay safe everyone and don't be this girl.

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rooftoptendie 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is ultrakek, I just woke up my neighbors, oh LAWD. Lawd, lawd, lawd. To the memery, lads.

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DrBJTester 7 points ago +7 / -0

"ultrakek" hit me with a giggle stick.

The bright spot Darwin awards.

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fthecoup 13 points ago +14 / -1

Common knowledge is not breaking.

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sunnyingreenfield 11 points ago +11 / -0

SHE’S JUST ON A DIET, BIGOT

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Mrs_Fonebone 10 points ago +11 / -1

LOL, poster child for "How Not To..."

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couranto 10 points ago +10 / -0

😂

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Rotting_John_McCain 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nobody tell her.

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FuRePo 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's not a mask, it's a feed bag.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sheila Jackson Lee: "Don't condemn the gangbangers, they've got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong gun laws. Why? Because we don't have sensible gun legislation."

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shiela Jackson Lee: "What am I a prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can't prostitute me."

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shiela Jackson Lee: "Maybe the word welfare should be changed to something of, 'a transitional living fund.' For that is what it is - for people to be able to live."

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 15 points ago +15 / -0

The rodeo clown is from Florida, named Frederica Wilson. This is the genius from Texas who said "homicide is the leading cause of murder".

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Bill Gates is right about ... people." His dad was head of planned parenthood. Tv.infowars.com

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DrBJTester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Once again setting an example for her district.

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solarsavior 4 points ago +6 / -2

I saw a couple of black women doing that in the store over the weekend. I guess that makes me a racist for point that out.

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IncuriousCat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw a white woman doing the same thing. Not racist, just sexist.

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crabsomatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Believe me. Her not being smart, is DEFINITELY not Breaking News. Source: I'm from Texas.

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LittleBlackKat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I need a mask for my brain after seeing this.

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Dime-Baggins 4 points ago +4 / -0

"But, how am I supposed to pick my boogers?" - SJL

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turanian_552 3 points ago +3 / -0

BREAKING: Sheila Jackson Lee is not a smart person

Fact check: FALSE! This is not breaking news :-/

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Zadok 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the average IQ in your district is 75, yours at 90 makes you think that you are a genius.

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Arwyn3x 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well she's a mouth breather - so there's that

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay it's my pet peeve to see people wear surgical masks like this. Like seriously people?

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RockyMin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Diversity hire, obviously.

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SuperBriz 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair it takes an entire mask by itself to cover that giant flapping hole this retarded bitch calls a mouth

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is so stupid. I am hiding this so I never see it again.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to be a special kind of stupid to do that.

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Landcruzer94 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nose protruding, very disrespectful!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look, fat nose

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CaptRied 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s wearing it not for protection against ChinaVirus, but for protection against her rotten breath.

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CoreyAnder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Low IQ.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

This isn't breaking news.... many of us have known this.

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Ehi_Passika 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re not sending their best and brightest.

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KriMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both her mask and her politics are upside down.

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

She wears a diamond ring in the shape of the sign for man boy love

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Nadlers_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has the intellectual capacity of a toddler.

“if i cover my nose it’s hot and hard to breath, mommy!”

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Snowdone 2 points ago +2 / -0

She also stood on the podium of the House stating there were two Vietnams... they don't get anymore ignant than her!

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fadingecho 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it just proves she's a mouth-breather.

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NotTimPool 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not just her... her staff should protect her better. Or is she so stupid, she didn't hire competent staff? /smg

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter shills: "It simply slid down while she was talking REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is a liberal, we know.