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Rusty_Nut 49 points ago +49 / -0

Re the phone call .... I hear he tried to look up the number in the phone book but forgot the address.

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ladypede_killer 40 points ago +41 / -1

Look here fat. You're full of shit. You're a pony-faced dog soldier. You're a damn liar, man. Let's take this outside. I get around, man. Pushups.

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Error404LifeNotFound 16 points ago +16 / -0

Whoa, whoa there... settle down, leg hair.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't tell him to settle down, fat. C'mon man, I thought you liked u/ladypede_killer

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Error404LifeNotFound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if it's me or you that's missing a reference. Either way - https://youtu.be/NQDnWBt4LlE?t=409

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howabsolutelydareyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t forget to send Joe @ 3-0-3-0 something, why do I always stop. No one else stops

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooh, that’s good.

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nowrongwrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

No no, he just tried to call the old number

"Operator, get me DEcatur 5-1200, priority breakthrough. Hello? Operator? Is someone using the party line?"