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thuggishruggishtrump 75 points ago +76 / -1

I'm starting to get a fuzzy feeling this shit is going to be over with before the 30th.

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CommonSense [S] 60 points ago +60 / -0

I'm thinking Easter, the way this is falling apart so fast.

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AlphaNathan 51 points ago +52 / -1

America conquering a pandemic the same day we celebrate Christ conquering sin and death.

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CommonSense [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

The only thing I don't want resurrected is the dead media.

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Warren_Puffitt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thas all right. They'll go in that cave, on the third day they'll stay the fuck in there and yell "NOOOO! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!!"

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

😆

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beautiful, thank you.

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duvalpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can't spell Jesus without US.

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NocturnalPatrol 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ehh, maybe Easter on the Orthodox liturgical calendar (the 19th). Even with all that's going on, next Sunday still seems like far too much to hope for.

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OneBreathe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not it Big Pharma Fauci has any say. But I hope you are right.

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but not a big fan of posts like these. The stock market is in for a bumpy ride the next few months regardless. Good time to be a day trader though

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberals hate that too

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bclautz 2 points ago +2 / -0

A week before would be awesome

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Howz3r420 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm out of the loop. I worked 12hrs on Monday. Fill me in pedes!

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Niggie-McGee 20 points ago +20 / -0

He said day trades

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MilkJalamie 14 points ago +15 / -1

Unfortunately, if it doesn't bounce off the bottom again and show that last week truly was the bottom people are going to be very nervous to get back in. It would be healthier if it bounces at least one more time.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 6 points ago +6 / -0

might not be but the retraction wave is no where near

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are right, but once we get the all clear from Trump it's gonna skyrocket. But at the moment as we have uncertainty, it will remain volatile.

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ranman003 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, I sold some today but with the plans of buying back a couple dollars lower. I just think some companies are not going to see business as usual for quite some time.

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MilkJalamie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice! I have been doing pretty well on the way down too.

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zwiebelsaft 3 points ago +4 / -1

Daddy! <3

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GiantEnemyCrab 15 points ago +15 / -0

Calisthenics fuckin suck

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WarEagleMAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Google athlean-x home workout.

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I followed one video, thought it looked easy, and couldn't move my arms for a week. Dude fucks hard.

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WOLOLOOO_v2 4 points ago +4 / -0

get some rings

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Mr.T 7 points ago +7 / -0

Buy Never Gymless by Ross Enamait. He's got this book on sale for $1 because of all the gyms being closed. It's an excellent resource on strength and conditioning and will be of value well after the gyms reopen. I pity the fool who can't train!

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Mr.T 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand. It's hard to beat the scenery as well.

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InLimbo 9 points ago +9 / -0

But we need this to continue in order to initialize country-wide mail-in voting!

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

We've had thirty deaths in MN. The median age: 86

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Winston 32 points ago +33 / -1

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE....!"

:-/

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Patriot76 26 points ago +26 / -0

Of winning so much

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Slothboy 10 points ago +11 / -1

Winning to death.

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zwiebelsaft 4 points ago +5 / -1

I died of tax cuts and net neutrality.

And dysentery.

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10FeetHigher 25 points ago +25 / -0

Well, Eric Ciaramella everybody.

With the weather warming, Hydroxychloroquine + zinc proving as an effective remedy, and rate of infection and deaths slowing, we should see major improvements this month. MAGA!

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pyre2001 19 points ago +19 / -0

So let me guess someone has inside information that hydroxy chloroquine is working great and started buying everything.

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Niggie-McGee 18 points ago +18 / -0

Saudis bought a lot of shares in carnival, they are now fourth largest holder of carnival shares. And this is a company that will see no bailout from the USA. Wall Street folks also are usually immune to hysteria and hype. If they bought into it, they expect a return.

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Bye-den 17 points ago +17 / -0

DOW 30,000 BABY!!!

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CommonSense [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now was this the 'light at the end of the tunnel' this morning from Trump or....

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Woot Woot! TRUMP TRAIN

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,849,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.676 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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IAmNotSuicidal 16 points ago +16 / -0

7.77%

Trump numbers!

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MeatloafFvck 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Big Money knows this is almost over, and Easter is coming

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ActionExpress 13 points ago +13 / -0

Does this mean we are getting back to work soon? We just furloughed a bunch of people at my work, thankfully I wasn’t part of that group. They are saying “We will see what happens in a couple months”

Couple months?! We won’t have a country left in a couple of months with this nonsense.

Give me a mask and a zpack and let’s get back to it. If you are too old, or scared to go out, then stay the fuck home. But everyone else, LETS GO!

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Etf88 10 points ago +13 / -3

https://www.ccn.com/author/josiah-wilmoth/

This is the guy writing how it’s a bad thing. He keeps writing article after article about it.

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ChicomUberAlles 8 points ago +8 / -0

His writing is pure fiction! They need to add a disclaimer "for entertainment purposes only". Like soothsayers and palm readers have to.

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CommonSense [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I see this crap every day too. What a shit portfolio to have when CNN goes under and conservatism is mainstream.

Here's the way I describe it; Winning is shit to them, they're not hungry for winning, positive headlines don't make money, but still eating winning anyway because all there is to eat is winning.

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 4 points ago +5 / -1

They're surviving off our winning crumbs.

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ProfessorRomendev 3 points ago +3 / -0

As the old News Media saying goes, 'Their loss is our gain'.

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Etf88 5 points ago +6 / -1

No clue. Just bringing awareness for anybody that comes across the bullshit that is being written and wants further clarity about the person who writes it.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck these apocalypse porn addicts and merchants of death. Rot in hell.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Liberals hate this

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turdinthepunch 7 points ago +8 / -1

Hope.

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jcd_007 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope that this continues and that the panic is finally coming to an end. I wish I had more free cash to invest.

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CommonSense [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

This signals that the panic is finally coming to an end if you think about it.

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Pats5x 6 points ago +7 / -1

We don't need to get back where we were before the wuhan flu, but I'd say if the Dow gets back to 25-26K in the summer and doesn't retreat Trump will be in good shape economy-wise..gotta get that unemployment and gdp # back to the neighborhood it was before

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stonks did good. Want more good stonks.

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bclautz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I invested in the market today. Also brought low key too

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superalienhyphy 4 points ago +4 / -0

We had to shutdown the economy to get back to Obama's all time high. Sad!

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TyrannyBuster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not even making it illegal to work will put the brakes on the economic Trump train!

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CommonSense [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was waiting for the trump train bot!😂

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 358,789,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.677 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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pred129 4 points ago +4 / -0

The US economy is a 429 Boss Mustang reeving at the stop light waiting for that sweet green light.

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CommonSense [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I like the way you talk.

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SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know its selfish, but I wouldn't mind if the doldrums held out a few more weeks so I could get some more cash together to go on a buying spree. If not, at least everyone else will start to get this thing moving again. I hope all you small business owners out there are able to survive.

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rx1994z 3 points ago +3 / -0

Media when the stock market rises by this much: (crickets)

Media when the stock market sinks by just a point: TRUMP DID IT REEEEEEEEE

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The_Kuru 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bought a bunch of hotel reit stocks. It could be stupid, but that's my cv play. I think hotels will still be a thing.

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DinosRFake 2 points ago +2 / -0

My stonks are fine. Apart from an airlline which is struggling like a white guy at state pen. This too shall pass, and the return of the bull will be glorious.

Probably a bad time to quit heroin though.

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KrazieMonky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. I'm new to investing and immediately knew that a crash like this was the best time to buy. Bought Utx before the merger.

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Ephireon 2 points ago +2 / -0

YUUUUGE boost today, too!!!

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szl_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can see it slowly turning back into Obama's economy, guys!

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Blackpiller -1 points ago +5 / -6

Praising the false god known as the stock market?

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is a very important indicator, whether we like it or not. If the markets stabilize it will help in the fight to get people back to work.