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thuggishruggishtrump 75 points ago +76 / -1

I'm starting to get a fuzzy feeling this shit is going to be over with before the 30th.

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CommonSense [S] 60 points ago +60 / -0

I'm thinking Easter, the way this is falling apart so fast.

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AlphaNathan 51 points ago +52 / -1

America conquering a pandemic the same day we celebrate Christ conquering sin and death.

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CommonSense [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

The only thing I don't want resurrected is the dead media.

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Warren_Puffitt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thas all right. They'll go in that cave, on the third day they'll stay the fuck in there and yell "NOOOO! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!!"

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

😆

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beautiful, thank you.

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duvalpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can't spell Jesus without US.

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NocturnalPatrol 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ehh, maybe Easter on the Orthodox liturgical calendar (the 19th). Even with all that's going on, next Sunday still seems like far too much to hope for.

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OneBreathe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not it Big Pharma Fauci has any say. But I hope you are right.

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but not a big fan of posts like these. The stock market is in for a bumpy ride the next few months regardless. Good time to be a day trader though

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberals hate that too

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bclautz 2 points ago +2 / -0

A week before would be awesome

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Howz3r420 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm out of the loop. I worked 12hrs on Monday. Fill me in pedes!

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