HAIR CUTTING IS NON ESSENTIAL BUSINESS, NO HAIR CUTS FOR YOU BUT I AM A SPECIAL PERSON
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Well the mayor should have had the hairdresser arrested.
She could charge the hairdresser with the crime of making her look like that as well as defying her order.
The sentence should be death.
She should sue her hairdresser for malpractice if thats how she ended up looking.
Came here to snark on that. Good job.
😂😂
Yeah, hope she didn't pay for that haircut...
Chicago needs a new face. Yikes.
that haircut is indeed a crime
Was the hairdresser wearing the mask over her eyes? lol
Democrat politicians never let a chance to turn into an absolute power-crazed dictator go to waste
The Fed could send her $2 million and an N95 mask to her stylist, and she'd still be an ugly cunt. Did I type that out loud?
I could even hear you typing it! that photo....😆
Just shave it off, mayor. Your male pattern baldness is already too far gone to be saved by any expensive haircut.
That's a lady,,, MAN.
We all need our hair cut . That’s BS
Haircuts for me but not for thee
RULES FOR THEE, BUT NOT FOR ME! Don’t you think that it would look better to your citizens to see you going through what they are going through as well ?
She should be wearing a bag or two.
She got a haircut? WIth a lawnmower? Holy shit it looks like she smoked crack too.
So did her hairdresser take her from a fivehead to a sixhead? Going in the wrong direction, amirite?
Hope she didnt pay more than $8 for that haircut..
If she did, she paid $9 too much.
kek
bruh, could achieve the same haircut on her own with a pair of hedge shears wtf
Oh she special alright... 🤮🤮🤮
Wtf Mayor. I haven't had a mullet since the eighties.
Some animals are more equal than others.
I thought it was a dude....
Looks like a homeless crack heroine addict who is a man.
Who's the recovering crack addict?
Im the face of my face, im important
She's the MAYOR. We are not playing.
how retarded does a population have to be to actually vote for this vile bitch?
Fetal alcohol Syndrome + Butt ugly = Chitown's newly minted Mayor...
Its a SHE???? It looks more like a drugged out HE, to me. And yes, shoot the hair dresser, please!
BEAUTY SERVICES, huh?
Shit I just took a #3 to my whole head. Fuck this broad
LOLWUT
She paid for that "haircut?" (and/or had that done on purpose)
She says she's "the face of the city" which entitles her to get her hair did, I sort of get that (even though the celebrities and MSM fake "news" anchors have coordinated to intentionally re-create "Gotham's Shopping Nightmare.")
But still... WEW LAD. That must be what Rev. Al Sharpton looks like first thing in the morning.
GOLD
Could have just issued masks to hairdressers. But no! Business had to close!
I think a bag over her head would’ve been more effective and less risky.
Looks like a walking dead's face caught on fire and somebody put it out with a wet chain.
Yet she Still looks like hammered dog shit.
She looks like an over-medicated mental patient.
Marion Berry’s crack baby.
Some animals are more equal than others.
Lori Lightbrain
I didn’t realize the Cosmo Kramer haircut was back in style!
I know I usually say this as a joke, but in all honesty I have to ask..
That's a woman?
Also, baltimore's mayor was late to respond to the riots because she had to get her hair and nails did.
And they keep voting dim.
Or at least they are told they vote dim.
So the face of Chicago is a dumbass entitled Democrat who believes rules are only for the little people? Sounds about right.