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4moreyears 312 points ago +313 / -1

Listen, fat. What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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RahkeemTheMachine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Most don’t have the time or the money to fight it in court

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Crimson_Identity 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mass civil disobedience is an option.

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trumpsallright -7 points ago +2 / -9

So long as its your elderly relatives that die. I want mine to live. All you deniers should just go back to work, and if you get sick and are in bed, get the FUCK up and go back to work you lazy POS, its just a cold. The flu is worse.....REEEEEEEE Pandemics don't give a shit about the constitution. Anyone can die from this.

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streakybacon 40 points ago +41 / -1

Do well organised militias really need to kill individuals to achieve their goals? I doubt it, there's probably a step before that which you're skipping over.

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SordidPontification 35 points ago +35 / -0

The four boxes in pursuit of liberty: Soapbox, ballot box, jury box, ammo box.

Trump's victory steered us back toward the first two, and I think we're fine.

Had Cankles won, all bets are off.

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CaptRied 16 points ago +17 / -1

Read your US history. This country survived worse restrictions to its civil liberties during WWII.

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muy_libre 15 points ago +17 / -2

Fuck off, idiot. Have fun being on a list.

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muy_libre 14 points ago +15 / -1

You’re an absolute moron for posting that. Jesus Christ.

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DragQueenTruckDrag 10 points ago +11 / -1

What did he post?

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muy_libre 15 points ago +15 / -0

Let’s just say, direct calls to violence / “taking this country back by force” type of shit. His comment history is/was riddled with similar bullshit. Probably a troll.

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muy_libre 12 points ago +13 / -1

You’re either a complete retard or a troll. I’m gonna go with the latter.

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BestTimeToBAlive 9 points ago +9 / -0

you sound really dumb. My guess is you're a lefty troll. Good luck with your candidate.... lol

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Tywappity 24 points ago +24 / -0

A black queer person with down syndrome

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MinneMAGA 29 points ago +29 / -0

The pede above you already said Stacey Abrams!

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GeorgeOhwell 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don't think Obama can run again.

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HockeyMom4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

It will be Bernie Sanders in his third go round v Stacey Abrams

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bernie : "I'm serious this time guys, send me your money."

4 months later

"We need to rally around the establishment pick!"

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Edit: 4 months and another house later (fixed it for ya)

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait for the debates.

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Omarcommin 25 points ago +25 / -0

Corn pop put roaches in my leg hair, so I sniffed her and do you wanna go outside and tussle, well sonofabitch.

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OutrageSells 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jim Downey for the win!

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Mexicola1976 11 points ago +11 / -0

Best writer in SNL history- he and Norm Macdonald were great on Weekend Update.

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leftistMediaFakeNews 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone needs to add that clip after Biden's clip!

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FaddyMcSaddy 107 points ago +108 / -1

Guy is getting lit up! All this will be evidence will be used to sideline him and roll out the socialist closer.

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CQVFEFE 35 points ago +35 / -0

The senator is being methodically revealed as mentally deteriorating and thus unfit to stand trial, No. 1, or run for office.

If this were not intentional, no one would ever allow the drooling vegetable on TV.

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Tuber 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if he's on track for the McCain outcome.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wouldn't be a shocker

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xiao_maga_part2 18 points ago +18 / -0

I’m thinking Andrew Cuomo, but it’s still possible the Democratic Party leadership lets Biden take the L in November if they think Trump is a lock to win re-election.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m kinda leaning this way too. I think the reason the whole dem field was full of bad options was so when Trump inevitably wins they didn’t show a strong candidate lose to the orange man. And keep big mike for the next round.

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MichaelHall1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch for Biden's VP pick. If male, then that is who will take over after Biden drops out. Cuomo is my guess, and then Cuomo will pick a woman for VP running mate. But if Biden picks a woman for VP, then he is intending to stay for the election.

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cuomo is looking fucking terrible physically in all the pressers he's been doing. Granted he's probably just really stressed out, but looking fucking terrible while Trump looks the same as he's always looked(and maybe even more youthful in some ways) is enough to make a difference. Richard Nixon most likely would've been elected President in 1960 if he hadn't showed up to that debate with JFK hungover and unshaved.

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Erikabodereka 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just my humble opinion, but Cuomo doesn’t have a chance. There’s 2 types of people from NYC. The kind we like and the kind we don’t like. He’s rooted in the kind we don’t like category. Donald Trump is the kind we like.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

A proverbial ’sacrificial dying goat’ - we know they don’t have any lambs.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike?!

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whiskey_shitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cant wait for this pivot. They were called out on this strategy a while ago. Millions of people know they're going to make a switch but when they do it, they have to pretend its spontaneous. They are going to look so foolish and so transparent it's going to be a damn joke.

Whoever they pick is walking into a sack of shit.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol. JoePedo is a mess.

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Please_Clap 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is undoubtedly 'elder abuse'

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HeavyVetting 16 points ago +16 / -0

They actually hate Trump that much.

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PurestEvil 7 points ago +8 / -1

Fun thing is, if they weren't brainwashed as hard as they are, they could even grow to like him or at least tolerate him as a decent president with different goals than them.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’d feel better if he was in charge of his own brain.

Politics aside, there’s nothing enjoyable about senile dementia.

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rather have Corn Pop

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tigressroars 87 points ago +87 / -0

Oh my god. He’s worse than I thought.

What is the DNC thinking?! They must be planning to have a new candidate swoop in last minute and Biden bow out. There’s no way he can handle this job.

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Cyer6 26 points ago +26 / -0

They're still going to have to deal with all the Bernie Bros. An outside candidate just swoops in and takes all of Joe's primary votes? The DNC will do that, but they'll still have to deal with the Bro's.

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xiao_maga_part2 9 points ago +9 / -0

The real reason why the dems want to change the party convention to be online only. Milwaukee has a good chance of getting burned to the ground as it stands now.

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Eh, I don’t believe a word that commie pinko faggot said.

I’d actually be surprised if Bernouts on their second go around actually have the gumption to deliver any threat, on any level.

Probably looking for someone else to do it for them.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. Hadn't thought of that one. The DNC is going to pull a fast one (again) and toss Bernie in the drink. That would certainly cause an uproar.

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GarudaOne 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're still going to have to deal with all the Bernie Bros

They'll roll over and vote for Cuomo like the cucks they are. Sundance is absolutely convinced it's going to be Cuomo as the Democrat nominee.

Any of the Bernouts that had half a brain already defected to Trump in 2016.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it will be even more fun if they try to run Nipple Ring Boy, because you know, as a New Yorker, that Trump has got all the dirt on Fancy Andy.

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krzyzowiec 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will cuck and do “whatever it takes to beat Trump”. I’ve read their sub. They still don’t realize this is a repeat of 2016 in every way.

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ScrewReddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time to remind people that he was the father of the 2008 financial crisis.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was? I thought that was Bill Clinton!

After all it was Clinton that signed the legislation that allowed bundling of subprime mortgages as securities...

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ScrewReddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuomo was Clinton's HUD Secretary. He was the one who mandated that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac increase the percentage of loans made to low income borrowers. The HUD press release linked below gives the details.

https://archives.hud.gov/news/1999/pr99-131.html

After Cuomo's policy change, those mortgage-backed securities became a lot riskier.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for this.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

America was never really that great

Bring him on. I can't fucking wait.

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leroynumber3 3 points ago +3 / -0

His race is slowly turning into "weekend at bernies."

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Based_and_proud 1 point ago +1 / -0

No chance he gets the nomination unless they just don't care about conceding 2020.

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whiskey_shitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

And everyone knows it. They will look like assholes trying to pretend it's a surprise.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 30 points ago +30 / -0

Three-plus years to come up with a viable candidate, and this is their choice? Fucking KeK!

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 12 points ago +12 / -0

Millions of Dem Party members, all vying for higher and higher office and somehow this was the best they had? I don’t believe it.

It’s telling that the only candidate in the race who wasn’t obviously terrible was a random small-town mayor who unexpectedly found himself on the debate stage. The Dem party must have some mechanism for keeping any actual talent from actually reaching higher offices.

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jaykeith 4 points ago +4 / -0

The mechanism is called people in power and those people are not robots. Wants and desires and ideas and goals. All the human shit getting in the way of a fair election.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course, look what they did to Jim Webb!!

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Restil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the DNC figured out pretty early on that Trump was going to be almost impossible to beat, at least with the current selection of candidates. The best choice they have at this point is to put up a solid base candidate that will lose, but still draw enough voters out so he can provide coattails to the House candidates and they can hopefully hold onto the House, and therefore prevent Trump from passing any legislation. However, I don't think they expected it to be quite this bad.

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dudeduderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It can't be. Seriously they have some kind of plan up their sleeve.

I have no idea what it will be right now but some plan is being laid out here... we have to stay alert and look for patterns because if it's really Biden, I'll be mind fucked.

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ViaAlpina 7 points ago +7 / -0

We can only pray that he is.

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GarudaOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just to let you know, #cuomosexual was trending on Twitter earlier today.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooh. Are they outing him?

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SellTheSun 15 points ago +15 / -0

For now we still have the ballot box but the bullet box is itching to go.

And....that's an upvote.

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556x45mm 10 points ago +11 / -1

That last sentence, bad ass

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556x45mm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, us Americans as citizens are more well armed then any other country in the world. We hold the checks and balance against our own government, so the ruling class better check themselves and not try to fuck around.

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556x45mm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude, if I could buy you a beer I would, until then, cheers mate!

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Littleirishmaid 34 points ago +34 / -0

What? There will be no debates.

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UpTrump 18 points ago +18 / -0

I pray to God we have debates. How fun would it be to see the epic smackdown?

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PremiumPatriotPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe, do you know where you are right now?

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

😶

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

It might be sort of sad. I mean, Joe clearly has dementia

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freundwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

He actually fared better than I thought he would, at his last debate with Bernie. I was watching and ready to pounce on a bumbling sentence but it didn't happen. Well, not as bad as this one posted.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately not. This man can't put 1 sentence together.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 25 points ago +25 / -0

I still can't believe this is their candidate. Plus he's a straight white male, so he has zero diversity deflector shields.

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unicornpoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely deflecting diversity when it comes to sniffing subjects.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve seen him sniff white kids and Asian kids, but does he ever sniff black kids?

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worksofozymandias 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't poor kids smell as good as white kids?

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

His vp pick was always going to be a diversity hire.

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dudeduderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can't be... I just refuse to believe it because I believe the Democrats are many things, but they can't be THIS stupid... can they?

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WhiteSox 15 points ago +15 / -0

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Justhalftheshaft 15 points ago +15 / -0

Churchillesque

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 7 points ago +7 / -0

“We will fight them on the... I mean, we have never backed away from when a fight is fighting then you know what happens whether it’s beach, field, whatever happens I know one thing and that’s I like little kids sitting on my lap”

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Butthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing we fear, is the fear to ....to, to you’ve gotta make sure the only, not just that, but the fear itself, man.

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AtariArtist 13 points ago +13 / -0

DNC : "fuck your dementia, we're running you anyway and you're going to like it."

Fucking elder abuse. And as someone who does caregiving for a parent when I'm not working, this isn't offensive - it's criminal.

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50pointsahead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really is quite sad how bad it's gotten, nobody close to him cares about how he embarrasses himself at every opportunity otherwise they would've pulled him out of the race. At least Obummer told him at the start "You don't have to do this, Joe."

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OrangeFruitGood 13 points ago +13 / -0

Alright alright, Grandpa, time to go back to the daycare center... Gently, but patronizingly, takes Biden around the shoulders and steers him back to the car as he rants in confusion

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BunBoHue 13 points ago +13 / -0

I still think he is more competent then Hillary. Let that sink in.

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Please_Clap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok. Made me laugh. Hey wait a sec. It's true!

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Fredo_Cuomo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Listen fat. 17 all the way around to 16. Finally number 19 - Obama, okay jack !

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Mexicola1976 12 points ago +12 / -0

He reminds me of an In Living Color skit with Damon Wayans. He's an ex-con that uses big words and doesn't make much sense- enjoy.

https://youtu.be/9ROOi5xagxg

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DarkMemeDuck 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think he's closer to that other In Living Color skit with the dinner where the crazy old dude shouts out random non sequiturs from the corner.

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123breadman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wtf was that. I thought this was a deliberate meme.

It turns out the left is a meme.

That is terrible. How has the left decided that an old man with dementia is the best chance at beating GEOTUS.

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LikeAWombatScorned 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's elder abuse.

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dudeduderson 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has got to be a distraction from the real candidate. I keep saying, the Democrats are many things but they can't be THIS stupid.

My bet is that they last minute push someone in that has high internal polling numbers which will remove the ability for conservative oppo research to find dirt on them.

He/she will look squeeky clean and by the time everyone figures out they are a fraud, the election will have already happened.

Or Bernie? I've got no fucking clue

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Awesome 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden makes the best ad campaigns for Trump2020.

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123breadman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek Yes, it's 100% real

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MocksFordComma 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesus Christ.

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2020vzn 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think he was trying to reference the Spanish Flu, but botched it because he couldn’t remember the brand new P.C. term...1918 Flu Pandemic. Leftists are laying land mines for themselves.

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TruthHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be nice for them to get past any of the stages where their members are allowed to vote before they unveil the real candidate. It must be a PITA to organize a dog and pony show of a "vote" when they can skip it by waiting.

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dudeduderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have to be.

Seriously, I've said it before and I'll say it again in this thread, Democrats are many things, but they can't be THIS stupid.

I don't know who they'll thrust in last minute as the candidate, but it's not going to be Biden.

My bet is it will be someone who polls high on their internal surveys and comes out of nowhere like Obama did. Oppo research will have no time to figure out who he/she is, and by the time they do, the election will have already occurred.

We have to stay vigilant and keep our eyes out... who are they thrusting into the limelight? Cuomo for sure... who else? Bernie?

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dudeduderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually yea that's true...

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

and comes out of nowhere like Obama did

Never forget that in 2004 at the Democratic National Convention Obama gave a key speech.

At that moment I turned to my then-husband and said, “That’s the guy that they are going to run in 2008!”

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look, fat, you're a ham shanked hamster handler. We can't let people worry about...you know...the thing, when they are waiting to see what we need to do right now. And that's the most important thing right now, just like it was when Raprock put me in charge of the Ebola pandemic. And we cured Ebola, and people got keep more of their money while we had healthcare...and they voted. So I just think...this President...look, I'll tell you straight...we have to keep punching and punching and punching at it.

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Trader_Of_Spice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Poetry, pure poetry...

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BlissBatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pure dadaist poetry.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think she might say it, but it comes out a little slurred. A little too much drink or a stroke... who knows.

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CuckSchumer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Running this man for President is elder abuse, period.

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OfficerNasty 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope he lasts till the election. It's sad to see this old fuck dying before our eyes, but democrats deserve him as a candidate.

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HBKTheMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta say I really like this guy. He says it like it is! Lol

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mynamewastaken 5 points ago +5 / -0

I spent way too long trying to understand the title of the post before playing the video and realizing that it all came out of Biden's piehole. Anyone who voted for this guy needs to have their head examined.

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DJT_MFer 5 points ago +6 / -1

I bet you that Joe smears his shit on his walls

Paints with Poop program. $30 billion.....

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LexiconDevil402 5 points ago +6 / -1

This isn't funny anymore, somebody help this man before he hurts himself

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Bilabrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard "I agree with President Trump, the threat cannot be allowed to outweigh the damage to our economy!"

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soyboybetafaggot 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point in 7 months hes gonna just stand at the podium and say "Barack.... I just made a stinky in my pants."

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Wesley2012 4 points ago +4 / -0

Crazy old mother fucker

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dubler6 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude has a way with words, that’s for sure.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think words are having their way with the dude, there.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Far as I'm concerned, Democrats have no right to reference the civil war.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah who is “we” when you’re talking about the Civil War, Joe?

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Carleezy1776usa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought I was having a stroke reading that

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Caitiffculprit 4 points ago +4 / -0

This man will not last til november

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stonetear 4 points ago +4 / -0

This could already be Biden's SIDE OF BEEF moment and he's not yet even the declared DNC nominee...

:shrug:

/popcorn

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Camelsnake 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would love to see politifact fact check Biden on this

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I forgot this clown was still running for Senate...err, I mean, President.

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IAbsolutelyDare 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he's talking about the Spanish Flu pandemic, he managed not only to get both years wrong, but the self-correction was further off than the initial mistake.

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NetscapeNavigator 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they have a debate, they'll have figure out how to add a mercy rule before the second one.

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RussianB0t 3 points ago +3 / -0

TDS of '16?

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you haven't, scroll through the replys on this tweet. Very funny

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HangtownBill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saint Joseph the Glib.

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StunleyAndwin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cut-up technique (or découpé in French) is an aleatory literary technique in which a written text is cut up and rearranged to create a new text. The concept can be traced to at least the Dadaists of the 1920s, but was popularized in the late 1950s and early 1960s by writer William S. Burroughs.

Innovative Joe Biden is the first to bring it into the political sphere.