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HarryxD 85 points ago +87 / -2

Did his nose not fit?

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rooftoptendie 60 points ago +62 / -2

somebody needs to start making (((facemasks))). That's got to be waycis or sumtin.

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HarryxD 23 points ago +25 / -2

Even if they did, they’d still wear it like this. There’s some joke about big noses and air being free. I can’t remember how it goes.

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FreeBased1 20 points ago +22 / -2

I can't tell from the screenshot (low resolution) but is this the U.S. Senator who actually has dual-citizenship in the U.S. and another country?

Is that even legal?

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firemaster657 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is a no from me. The only allegiance a person should have is to the US.

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Aquamine-Amarine -25 points ago +5 / -30

No, it shouldn't be. There is nothing wrong with having dual citizenship. Giving up any citizenship you have is fucking stupid given how hard they are to get. Don't be so extreme.

Especially if you still have family living in the country you escaped from... you can use your citizenship to continue helping them if worst comes to worst.

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CowForCow 16 points ago +16 / -0

Captains of ships are supposed to go down with the ship not be the only ones with a ticket to the life raft. This insures that they are more likely to do their job well because if they don’t they hurt themselves more than anybody else.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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WhateverNecessary 8 points ago +8 / -0

No dual loyalties, no hyphenated Americans. You are the extreme one, parroting communist bullshit that's meant to undermine the concept of nation-states.

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JesusisKing 8 points ago +8 / -0

but holding office with it???

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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MAGAmillionairess 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂

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slomk5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tss tss

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

top kek

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Count_Dyscalculia 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seems to "fit in" in all sorts of other endeavors. But the mask? It can't hide that!

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DrBJTester 9 points ago +9 / -0

No it fit, crying Chuck really is that fucking stupid.

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Barthaneous 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got a big nose and it fits. Just all that hot air you breathe sucks. But this dork and loser needs to smell the rotten breathe he has from all the shit he keeps spitting out.

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

The man is a walking stereotype.

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Steelflite 42 points ago +43 / -1

You know how many morons I’ve seen wearing their masks like this (dust mask, n95, plain hospital mask) in public? I had a lady tell me she was high risk as she was wearing a mask like this. One, if you’re truly high risk, why the fuck are you out of the house buying marijuana? Two, if this is what you think a proper fit is for the mask, you’ve probably already caught whatever and are now passing it around. China virus doesn’t scare me, though. What does scare me is if we get some current year version of the Black Plague, stupid people like this are going to take the same ‘precautions’...

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deleted 26 points ago +26 / -0
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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

If something actually dangerous actually came out, Darwin would resume his work unimpeded.

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Aquamine-Amarine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't Darwinism already take out some morons a few weeks ago that thought it was a good idea to drink pool cleaner?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

That was a homicide.

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residue69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep. She murdered him and was basically pardoned for it because she said orange man bad.

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NoMoreLies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently Black Plague is native in wildlife in California... with all the rats and homeless people, there could actually be another plague outbreak

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cook_does 14 points ago +15 / -1

I watched a guy pull a mask down next to me in traffic to his neck with his bare fingers and pick his nose. No awareness

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ZacPetkanas 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mainlining that infection. mmm, mmm!

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Razeontherock 13 points ago +15 / -2

You know she was out of the house to buy weed because ... lol this is pretty funny. But she's the high risk person that's smoking

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Hckyhillbilly 6 points ago +6 / -0

“High” risk

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +4 / -1

One, if you’re truly high risk, why the fuck are you out of the house buying marijuana?

Kekekek

Some people need medicine...and the safer and less toxic the better

I see no problem whatsoever, esp. if she eats to treat instead of smoking, as she is high risk

Also, for otherwise healthy individuals cannabis in small amounts can relieves minor depression and anxiety

Can't imagine anyone having those after being imprisoned in their house, maybe with no sex, no human contact at all for weeks on end

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Steelflite 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get that. Now see from my perspective, that person coming in every 3-4 days to ‘stock up for the next two weeks’. See! The guy who comes in coughing (sans mask) who says he swears he had the virus, but indica cured him. Witness! The individuals who just stopped by because they were bored. Observe! The miraculous anger that appears out of the ether when 26% just isn’t enough! Be confounded when! ...and so on. Some wearing scarves wrapped around their face, some wearing masks they pull down when it’s time to talk.

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JediMasterPepe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Weeks on end? Those are rookie numbers

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

In this game everyone's a rookie

This is uncharted territory

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JediMasterPepe 1 point ago +2 / -1

Haha. True that.

My comment was just self deprecating humor though, because I'm a loner.

"Society" and all that jazz. 🤡

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BidenSmellsKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

It lowers the probability of a little water droplet from someone speaking landing in your mouth. CDC also said scarves work. I think I'll trust the actual doctors :)

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EpicTrump 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yes, please continue to wear your mask this way, Chuck.

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uzi5v2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Natural selection might not be such a bad thing for society.

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Modus_Pwninz 21 points ago +21 / -0

Another mouth-breather...

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SJBHamilton 20 points ago +20 / -0

Is this for real? Is he really THAT dumb ?

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Vests123 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seems as though he really is.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

Either dumb, or he knows this Chinese virus is just hyped beyond its actual severity by Chucks constituents: the MSM.

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Scroon 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's all for show. He knows the virus is a nothingburger, but he wants to play up the drama, and breathing through those masks is quite uncomfortable.

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Maenard 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just like Shiela Jackson Lee... There is no better proof of someone being a mouth breather than "I need to protect myself from a potentially fatal, airborne virus, so I'm going to wear a filter that blocks orifices I use to inhale and exhale."

To be fair, they are probably thinking they dont want to spread it, rather than they dont want to catch it. It is still one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in my life, though. The are either too stupid to put the mask on correctly, or too stupid to understand the purpose of the mask. It can only be one or the other.

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +8 / -1

something about that comment struck my sides, and they have gone into orbit.

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +3 / -0

The real problem with muh masks is if they DON'T FIT RIGHT. If you're constantly adjusting it, isn't touching your face inevitable?

I'm only wearing one because Scott Adams made it a reasonable thing by presenting two-tiered logic, to which I added a third tier

His: It ideally keeps you from touching your nose and mouth; and it helps contain any droplets you may emit when coughing, sneezing, or breathing (because you can be transmitting while asymptomatic for up to two weeks)

Mine: It also acts as at least some barrier to the airborne droplets of others

FWIW

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jormungandr 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Can't breathe in this shit." -Chucklefuck

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n0w0y 9 points ago +9 / -0

this is a special kind of dumb. it just shows you how out of touch they are with the little people.

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SimPilot 9 points ago +13 / -4

(((Hmmm)))

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Skankblunt42 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think he nose what he's doing.

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Gunmolester 5 points ago +5 / -0

SHHHHHHH...Dont tell him

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Geezus, like his permanently falling-off glasses I'd like to NAIL in place, he even wears his mask half-off? That's probably Cory Booker's nut-cup.

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm helping!

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pursuitoftruth1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

This looks as ridiculous as Nadler's pants.

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AConcernedCitizen34 3 points ago +3 / -0

These dems must really hate the smell of their own breath?

Also great pair of blurry mom legs in the background

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slickrock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Demorat Party the party of mouth breathers!

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pursuitoftruth1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should have gone to Face Mask Donning College for 8 years instead of his useless other degrees.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

How else would a mouth breather like him wear one?

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Camber 3 points ago +3 / -0

In all fairness, Cuck Schumer is a mouth breather.

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ignorant_slob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Masks require serious professional training to properly put over your nose. Can’t you see, even a senator who is a genius elite in charge of your life can’t figure it out! This is proof masks don’t work.

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couranto 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notice the mom and baby have no mask. A Democrat In a nutshell.

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Mah_Selectah 3 points ago +3 / -0

That money detector cant be sheathed.

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Poonjazzler1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Someone get Schumer another mask for his nose

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NOTWOKE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha

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And_n 4 points ago +4 / -0

XXL size

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try4gain 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont mean to brag, but my IQ is in the double digits.

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americathegr888 2 points ago +4 / -2

He needs to be deported back to his home country. Fucking traitor.

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ThirteenPercenter 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is one of the few times I want to know what jokes Voat is making

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laneybelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now if we could just get one of these masks welded to every libtards face...

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ain't touching this with a 10 foot pole LOL

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ordinary_love 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are the people that would have handled everything perfectly guys.

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grassshrimp 2 points ago +3 / -1

This has to be photoshopped - right? This is some serious Meme material.

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Ehi_Passika 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mouth breather

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FriendofTRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhh! Don't tell him.

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partytime71 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, in his defense, have you seen how big his nose is?

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AlohaChris 2 points ago +2 / -0

N95’s are hot and uncomfortable. PPE only works if worn properly.

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Epicsoundwaves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aren't masks just there so we don't touch our faces? Even if they are, masks are designed to be worn a certain way no matter what they're for, so this is hilarious.

This makes 2 no-nose mask wearers, can we get a complication going?

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Masks are to block particulates above a certain size. The less particulates you want, the stricter the mask.

The ones that are pressurized (air is always being forced out of the suit) obviously work best at keeping shit out..

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TheMagaMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys his little red clown nose fell off.

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AlaskaBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

He wanted to make sure other small hats know he is one of them.

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 1 point ago +2 / -1

He is definitely a mouth breather.

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patchrowcester 1 point ago +1 / -0

My god...this needs to be on Trump's twitter! Please make it happen!