TFW you walk into class without your textbook, pencil, backpack, and pants. Oh, and you raised your hand too.
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Oh. Muh. Gawd.
I would die. I'd pray for a miracle that I could just jump up & disappear into the ether if I made an utter. freakin. spectacle. of myself like that in front of my GEOTUS.
That xir is going to go home & ugly cry while xhe's eating four large double meat triple extra cheese pizzas. Then overdose on soy lattes. Probably cut xir's forearms just to prove xhe's still alive, by midnight tonight.
RIP xir. Rest In Power. Xhe spoke xer tRuTh t0 pOwEr. Stunning! So brave!
He will painstakingly remove all of the meat and replace it with soy cubes before placing in the oven. And feed the meat to his hundreds of stray cats he probably cares for.
Ha! I dunno, it'd take a lot of soy cubes & veggies to get that hefty. I bet he pigs out on processed meats and then virtue-signals that he's a vegetarian. That's the best part of virtue-signaling ~ ya don't have to actually do anything to back it up.
I just know he eats Hot Pockets on the reg. Alone. In bed.