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AlphaNathan 85 points ago +85 / -0

Hey LISTEN UP! You're a pack of no back-sided bootless leg smugglers. Number ONE: that's a LIE! Number TWO: I ATE the damn Bill! Jim Crow nineteen-seventy-four. DOn'T forget it! Number TWO: I got some hairy armpits, and when the kids in the sauna come up to my pits they STROKE em and laugh, they love it and when the hairs stand up in the sun JUST LIKE THAT. You TELL me who else can do it! Number FOUR: check the record NUMBER SIX: next Wednesday I went down to the diner and sat down and BARACKOBAMA. NUMBER SIX: I don't give a damn you TELL these kids who has no future, I'll make it, I got the ONLY-ONE-WHO-CANNED-MEAT-DONALD TRUMP. EIGHT NUMBER EIGH- ...yes sir.

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slimcoat 23 points ago +23 / -0

Why am I stopping? Nobody else stops.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 18 points ago +18 / -0

C'mon fat

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Detective51 7 points ago +7 / -0

You should have tossed a “C’mon man” or two in there. Also, the first repeated TWO was my favorite part. Nice work.

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amerika_f1rst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen, FAT

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Elseebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I regret that I have but one upvote to give. This made my day!