Hey LISTEN UP! You're a pack of no back-sided bootless leg smugglers. Number ONE: that's a LIE! Number TWO: I ATE the damn Bill! Jim Crow nineteen-seventy-four. DOn'T forget it! Number TWO: I got some hairy armpits, and when the kids in the sauna come up to my pits they STROKE em and laugh, they love it and when the hairs stand up in the sun JUST LIKE THAT. You TELL me who else can do it! Number FOUR: check the record NUMBER SIX: next Wednesday I went down to the diner and sat down and BARACKOBAMA. NUMBER SIX: I don't give a damn you TELL these kids who has no future, I'll make it, I got the ONLY-ONE-WHO-CANNED-MEAT-DONALD TRUMP. EIGHT NUMBER EIGH- ...yes sir.
Hey LISTEN UP! You're a pack of no back-sided bootless leg smugglers. Number ONE: that's a LIE! Number TWO: I ATE the damn Bill! Jim Crow nineteen-seventy-four. DOn'T forget it! Number TWO: I got some hairy armpits, and when the kids in the sauna come up to my pits they STROKE em and laugh, they love it and when the hairs stand up in the sun JUST LIKE THAT. You TELL me who else can do it! Number FOUR: check the record NUMBER SIX: next Wednesday I went down to the diner and sat down and BARACKOBAMA. NUMBER SIX: I don't give a damn you TELL these kids who has no future, I'll make it, I got the ONLY-ONE-WHO-CANNED-MEAT-DONALD TRUMP. EIGHT NUMBER EIGH- ...yes sir.
Why am I stopping? Nobody else stops.
C'mon fat
You should have tossed a “C’mon man” or two in there. Also, the first repeated TWO was my favorite part. Nice work.
Listen, FAT
I regret that I have but one upvote to give. This made my day!