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PyroSphere 42 points ago +43 / -1

So that's why the brick road was yellow, and Dorothy's slippers are red. The Chinese flag is red and yellow. Coincidence? I think not! This picture is irrefutable, and scientific proof that Xinnie the Poo is responsible for this global pandemic.

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TrumpBrickBot 18 points ago +18 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167799 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6342713600441851730140192% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1845.12517108448108298442188 MILES WIDE and 491.742355989789749207642103 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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ZacPetkanas 8 points ago +9 / -1

Q confirmed!

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RummyVonDumDum 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know if you play Dark Side of the Moon backwards while watching the Wizard of Oz, it has a subliminal message?

https://youtu.be/BLF_iLuHtV8

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PyroSphere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you kidding? When I was a kid every side of the Moon was dark, God hadn't said "Let there be light" yet.

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LookFatty 18 points ago +19 / -1

Asshoe !!!

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GodKingHarambe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh that Pooh bear.....

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xiao_maga_part2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh bother!

or for Xinne the Pooh: 哦,麻烦了!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now that China is cured of their flu, wonder if the HK protesters will get back out there

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MSG1000 13 points ago +13 / -0

They're not cured, they've just stopped reporting any new numbers. To the point where they aren't admitting new patients to hospitals. I keep hearing about how factories keep closing and opening back up because of contamination.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know, I was being facetious. However, Stanford study I read earlier is the "herd immunity" is actually happening faster than previously calculated. I'll take it with a grain of salt considering it's Stanford and their scientists were caught working for the Chicoms.

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Ched 2 points ago +2 / -0

Herd immunity based on numbers that are being reported by China, which aren't being reported. How else would you measure herd immunity?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Starting with CA's lower than projected numbers mean it MIGHT have peaked at the same time or soon after Chinese peak (assuming China peak was when the CDC thinks it was)... meaning, if CA was infected in November, yet didn't know about it and thought it was the Flu, we're looking at being at the bottom of the curve. Again, taking it with a grain of salt, but the infection numbers relate

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reduction in infected Chinese citizens being burned alive as measured by thermal imaging perhaps?

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, I gotcha now.

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Jackhererer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Citizens of Wuhan arent going out to the movies, or restaurants. Supposedly its because "they're traumatized by the virus ". More like they are scared of catching Corona virus because they know it's still there, and they dont wanna get infected.

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sustainable_saltmine 8 points ago +8 / -0

China is a cancer on this planet.

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MSG1000 4 points ago +4 / -0

*CCP.

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Hedonismbot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wizard of Schnoz!

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wuhan is a Chinese bio weapon : change my mind

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raybiker73 5 points ago +5 / -0

Follow the yellow asshoe, follow the yellow asshoe, follow follow follow follow follow the yellow asshoe...

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Mostprobably 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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SkyEater 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve been half expecting Chinese paratroopers to start falling from the sky. None yet. (But I suppose we’d get a heads up with dead power and internet first.)

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese paratroopers probably wouldn't last long in America considering a typical American citizen will have better equipment / training than the typical Chinese ching chong paratrooper

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SkyEater 2 points ago +2 / -0

California, on the other hand...

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully California will finally break off from the mainland and sink into the ocean . It's more probable than the Chinese trying to invade America

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also don't think the cartels working out of California will take to well to Chinese paratroopers

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should be Bill Gates maybe.

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LordTancretus 3 points ago +3 / -0

^ ^ ^

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump keeps his friends close, and his enemies closer.

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ShampocalypseWOW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually I'd probably pin it on Jiang Zemin and his cohorts. They ruin Xi Jinping's faction while fucking over the rest of the world, making it an ideal time for them to return to power.

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Winnie the Pooh? Say it ain't so!

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Pyromnd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was listening to governor cuomo today since hes my governor. He even said, that moving forward will we have to worry about a sneeze in asia. Hes super left, but hes like mafioso left not clown world left like commiefornia

Ill have to find the transcript

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Elseebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, this has got to get out. Anyone post it to /politics yet?

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Satellite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh herro!

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Drunkwino 2 points ago +2 / -0

That "person" needs to die.

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Melthesender45 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you want to know who released the Wuhan flu just look at who benefitted the most and lied the most about it. All fingers point to China.

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Smagyarown 1 point ago +1 / -0

The virus brought to you by Winnie's Pooh.

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slickrock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Meme maker is asshore.

Xi is president like Trump is president, but they are both fighting their own deep states.

The rabbit hore ends at the Vatican.

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POWERS-humger 0 points ago +1 / -1

Right on target that’s funny

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