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BeaverIslander 38 points ago +38 / -0

And that is because everyone knows that Joe Biden doesn't stand a snow-balls chance in hell to win in November, which boils down to four more years of "the Donald."

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cuckslasher 10 points ago +10 / -0

the market knows

but we must not get complacent

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sustainable_saltmine [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Even the market knows Bernie would be an absolute danger to the country

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Staggitarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Market wouldn't give a fuck if Bernie didn't have a chance of winning.

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NotTimPool 8 points ago +9 / -1

Market was already doing well before the Sander's announcement. This is misleading. But yeah, I'm sure a Sanders presidency would have tanked the market for sure... could you even imagine?

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DemigoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah this is a bit misleading, i agree. spy started jumping at about 10:00 am today, his announcement was close to noon.

that being said, possible (likely) that markets keep going up

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

implying wall street doesnt get info before everyone else

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DemigoD 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a fair point

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Today I am announcing plans to replace the private sector with public sector agencies. We'll be making the same things, just slower, and with more revenue being siphoned off to 'other parts' of our new economy"

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MAG_n_KAG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do we attribute this to Obama too?

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yourtypicalleftist 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really hate 2020. Trump can’t stop winning. God damn it

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Musicbymuzak 4 points ago +4 / -0

He campaigned. He dropped. They rose. (Hillary cackle)

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AsapBobandi 4 points ago +4 / -0

No refunds!

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RussianBot-42069 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you Bernie for finally doing something to help our economy.

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Commie Bernie's mere existence is a drag on the economy.

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AngryCitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ouch

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Ingrid_Cold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, Bern!

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SameCookiePseudonym 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bernie should have dumped his donations into SPY before announcing

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Que dancing crabs with STONKS background saying "Socialist Gone"!