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cgiles98 613 points ago +618 / -5

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

NO REFUNDS!

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whompfrigginwhomp 20 points ago +20 / -0

Listen fat. My son came into my room to bring me a plate of cheese pizza and I literally groped at him and hit the plate of cheese pizza out of his hand. He started snorting and swerving at me and I sniffed the hair on him. I’m so disoriented right now I don’t know what to do.

(Why am I stopping.....)

I didn’t mean to do that to my son but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?!I feel like the blood vessels in my eyes are going to explode. Why the fucking fuck am I on camera? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking thing. You know, the thing! I don’t want to believe the salad bar is so corrupt. I want a past to believe in. I want Corn Pop to be president and stroke my blonde leg hair in the sun. I cannot fucking deal with Ukraine right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was a dog-faced pony soldier in New York???? This is so fucked.