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For_All_Mankind 185 points ago +185 / -0

Frank Reynolds is hilarious. Danny Devito is a cuck

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MorbidRabbit 60 points ago +60 / -0

So I started blastin....

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midgetpornrocks 23 points ago +23 / -0

Imagine how much bigger of a cuck he'd be if he wasn't just 4'10"...

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Robert -8 points ago +4 / -12

I mean at least he wasn't out there supporting Biden. I haven't looked into it but he may not be 100% cucked, though I think I remember reading that his wife is.

Bernie's heart is in the right place, it's just that his brain isn't. Trump, on the other hand, whew. We rolled a natural 20 on that one and it propelled us straight into the best possible recovery timeline possible.

Bernie's a naive moron who never grew up. Doesn't mean he doesn't want to fix broken inner cities though and downvoters can eat shit, Frank Reynolds is still funny.

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IntrepidBurger 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bernie is legitimately driven by his hatred of the wealthy. He would much sooner eradicate the billionaire class than help the poor. The latter is a side benefit.

The idea that Bernie is a misguided good guy is nonsense. He's an envy driven hate-filled loser who can't stand that successful people exist.

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DJTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol. I guess wanting to be supreme leader while throwing his political rivals in gulags is having your heart in the right place these days when it comes to dems.

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

He used to want to eradicate the millionaire class. Then he became a millionaire. Suddenly it's alright, a cat can have a few million.

It's like the JW and their claims about how many can get into heaven, there's nothing legitimate about any of it

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Robert 3 points ago +4 / -1

Insofar as repairing American infrastructure and spending money on our crumbling cities. But yeah he's a greasy politician enjoying those three houses and his wife should probably be in prison.

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Swolehas 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Bernie's heart is in the right place, it's just that his brain isn't.“

Bernie 2016: “the millionaires and billionairesust pay their fair share!”

Bernie 2017 (becomes a millionaire)

Bernie 2019: “the billionaires must pay their fair share”

Also Bernie 2019: “I wrote a best-selling book. If you write a best-selling book you can be a millionaire too!”

I’m not entirely convinced that hatred of the wealthy is a moral good

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Robert 0 points ago +2 / -2

That's why I said he was an idiot. Precisely because he's socialist. So when you say "I'm not entirely convinced that hatred of the wealthy is a moral good", I'm not sure why, because I wasn't trying to convince you, and never said anything about socialism in the first place. Maybe you misunderstood my post altogether.

When I said his heart was in the right place I meant because he wants to fix up places like Detroit, things Biden or Hillary would never touch, lol. No need to bring up a point I never mentioned.

Thanks for the downvote, speedreader.

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DJTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

There zero chance Bernie wants to actually clean places up.

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Farmerbob1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Do not confuse greed with a desire to rob from the rich and give to the poor.

If he really believed in Socialism, he wouldn't have been kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy.

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DontApologize 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really? Imagine two guys walking down the street. One guy is a wealthy well groomed but slender guy - and the other guy is a burly short muscular dude. Some bum walks up to them says hey gimmee twenty bucks I am down on my luck

The burly dude grabs the wealthy guy takes a pair of a 20 and two 10's from the rich guys pocket - ripping them right out of his wallet. He keeps one 20 and tosses one of the tens on the sidewalk - and the bum tries to run after it as it blows way..

Its the burly guy that's the greedy one.. I don't really fault the bum that much. That's what the government does - they take from anyone with money - keep most of that money for themselves and throw out a little bit for the little guy - provided they jump through hoops.

The mafia always compared themselves to the government. They were not lying. Occasionally they do throw some scraps out for the people they "protect" - or break the legs of a competitor.. But they keep the most for themselves.

Most conservatives think Obama was a leftist/communist type. But in reality just like Bush he was also a big government type. The mafia for most people is the government. And they are fucking greedy as hell.

Now the socialist - will say but no that is just "bad' government. I won't do socialism like that. But that's just nonsense. Socialism always ends up like that - everyone wants their cut.

There is no socialist country where people say - gee that country has no rich people but those workers they got it GOOD.. Human greed always ends those plans.

Socialism works great for bees and ants.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice analogy!

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with most of what you say. To the point that arguing against the little bit of difference between us would be annoying and not worth the time for either of us.

The only point I will make is that once we get to a point where the critical needs of all humans can be met by an industry that is fully automated, Socialism might work. Think Star Trek technology levels. A pill to regrow a kidney. Food molecularly assembled. Etc. Until humans can meet basic needs without requiring some sort of 'low labor' human work force, Socialism is a farce.

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Robert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do not confuse greed with a desire to rob from the rich and give to the poor.

Bernie wants to steal from the rich and give it to himself, not the poor, lol. He's definitely greedy. I guarantee you Congress would vote for a pay raise the second they hike up taxes on millionaires. It won't go back to the people, it'll go to govt employees paychecks and literally nobody will see those dollars again.

If he really believed in Socialism, he wouldn't have been kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy.

Some of his supporters think they should receive monthly stipends for literally nothing. I don't think anyone should be surprised to find more than one lazy person in a commune. There's literally no incentive to work harder than the least-hard working person when it comes to socialism. Bernie just doesn't think and he doesn't realize that. He's a naive moron who never grew up. Doesn't mean he doesn't want to fix broken inner cities though.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 17 points ago +17 / -0

the will of Kek be upon us.

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independentbystander 7 points ago +7 / -0

PRAISE KEK

MAGA

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 6 points ago +8 / -2

I honestly think a lot of people in Hollywood are held politically hostage by the industry they are in. Wouldn't surprise me if DeVito was a quiet Conservative/Moderate who toes the line to keep his career going.

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ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hate the artist, not the art.

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Aenima1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly.

Have you ever seen Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock?

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WeinerLapTop 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thats Charlie work, for sure.

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The_Real_McQueen 8 points ago +12 / -4

Am I the only person that read this in Dennis’ voice? Lol

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Thehoytime 7 points ago +8 / -1

Charlie

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exorthderp 6 points ago +6 / -0

WILDCARD

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course. Because of the implication.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

What do you plan to do about bird law?

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permissible_missile 2 points ago +3 / -1

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SEEEENSE

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Binski 39 points ago +40 / -1

It's not like he writes for the show but a damn shame to find out Danny is a cuck.

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RiverFenix 36 points ago +37 / -1

Robert De Niro too. Massive cucks involved in pedocannibal circles.

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Binski 31 points ago +31 / -0

It was a shame to find out Bryan Cranston was a cuck too but he kinda walked it back. I'm glad Mel Gibson,Vince Vaughn,Tim Allen and my favorite porn star Jenna Jameson are based though.

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The_Real_McQueen 14 points ago +14 / -0

Watch the 30 for 30 about Tito and Chuck, i doubt Jenna will be your favorite pornstar after that. Total piece of shit deadbeat druggie mother.

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Binski 15 points ago +15 / -0

I shouldn't be surprised that a porn star is a bad mom and druggie but that's a shame.

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Thehoytime 12 points ago +13 / -1

Cranston is a total commie pinko bastard. How did he walk it back?

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Binski 2 points ago +2 / -0

When he first came out and shit on Trump voters he kinda apologized but I have no idea what he's up to nowadays you may be right. I stay off social media. It's cancer.

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Binski 2 points ago +2 / -0

When he first came out and shit on Trump voters he kinda apologized but I have no idea what he's up to nowadays you may be right. I stay off social media. It's cancer.

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Binski 2 points ago +2 / -0

I graduated in 2004 and stopped paying attention to porn stars back then...it was a different time.

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Pandas4Trump 3 points ago +8 / -5

Vince Vaughn is technically a closed borders Libertarian. Melissa Joan Heart is another. Hope voices like theirs catch on. Too many ideologues vote in the libertarian primary that pretend leftism doesn't exist

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're such cucks that a normal woman frightens them. Maybe they like children cause they got a small one. Small potatoes make the steak look bigger

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Toughsky_Shitsky 20 points ago +20 / -0

And Bernie has done this twice now.

I have no sympathy for Bernie supporters on this very predictable day.

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stratocaster_patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

I always knew this was coming just because Sanders has never worked a day in his life and there was no way he wanted to start at his age.

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godblessnolanarenado 6 points ago +6 / -0

This guy gets it.

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godblessnolanarenado 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie like a lot of old ex-hippie men from New York just wants to feel powerful. That's about it. He probably saw all the hard choices Trump has to make and got scared.

A lot of these shrieking communist New Yorkers like to feel persecuted all the time and think having lots of power is the answer. Then, they believe, they can solve all the problems of all the persecuted people.

They don't understand business as it is done today, they don't understand how government agencies work now, they don't care much about how taxation works and they certainly don't give a shit about budgets and allocation of resources.

They are stuck in the 60s and 70s, no matter what their age is.

I'm betting Bernie saw how hard Trump has to work now and how much shit Trump is still getting, and got scared and ran off.

He forgot that with great power, not only comes great responsibility but all kinds of unexpected responsibility.

He thought that if he became President, he could just keep invoking the Holocaust and the Billionaires. What a dumbass.

Now he sees that becoming President means taking on foreign governments that are NOT Israel and it means worrying about supply chains and purchasing and procurement etc etc.

That's ...no fun for an ex-hippie from New York.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I asked an aggressive campaigner if getting Berned once wasn't enough and she looked like she wanted to kill me!

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ProphetOfKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

Always sunny at the lake house !

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sumba kiemp

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Toucansexual 12 points ago +12 / -0

Danny Devito, you dumb son of a bitch.

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ohamitired 10 points ago +11 / -1

Naw, Frank is full on capitalist. If he was working with Bernie he would of had an angle to get some of that money.

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Pandas4Trump -1 points ago +4 / -5

Frank is a lot of things... Hard working man that contributes to the economy might not be an apt description

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the second gun episode (the one from the later seasons the episode where the "So anyway, I start blastin" meme came from) at the end Frank says something about how he's the type of guy that benefits off the stupidity and fears of both sides of the aisle. If he could benefit off it it he'd probably do it.

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SquiggyMcPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bernie and miniBernie. You can't unsee it now. 😵

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Gang Gets Rich Off Political Advertising

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MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Riddler/Penguin

2020

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ForHumans 5 points ago +7 / -2

I would share without the watermark

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NotProgCensored 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holding hands with that real life piece of shit. Better wash your hands for 20 sec Danny.

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net4p 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why in the fuck would Danny Devito support bernie, fucking dudes loaded and doesnt want higher taxes. Probably got paid to be there

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DragQueenTruckDrag 3 points ago +3 / -0

When memes become real life

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never forget this line from that episode: Frank: "A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus." Dee: "Uh Frank, there are plenty of great women in politics". Frank: "Name one" Dee: "Uh Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton" Frank: "Awful" Dee: "How is she awful?" Frank: "Hates freedom!"

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StillplayenSometimes 3 points ago +3 / -0

OH SHITTTT!!!

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Rojo4mac7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonder what betting odds bernie will run again. Might be a better bet than betting sporting events.

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TrumpsThrowaway 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie could be in a wheelchair, IV attached, looking like a decrepit Palpatine, and that old bastard would still run if he thought he could scam another house out of it.

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h3xAd3c1m4L 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're all in on it. 2016 all over again.

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +6 / -3

This was already stickied today...

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

So the DNC grabs Bernie by the collar and just starts blastin!

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trashquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

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kitonok 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should both go fuck themselves in their fat fucking asses.

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Lispychicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get that Danny had no choice as a Dem but Bernie, but if Danny wasnt a spineless cuck, he'd jump on the Trump Train®

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,289,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.671 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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covfefe2525 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is excellent!

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pedeypete 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no, not Danny Devito too.

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avari 1 point ago +1 / -0

posted to IASIP on reddit...downvotes and banned in 3...2...

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malooch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not denying it but does anyone have an article or proof that Bernie got paid out by the DNC? I've only heard this anecdotally. Thanks patriots

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BoricuaPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wowsa.

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POTUSPaladin45 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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glasses2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

is there a non watermarked version?

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HeavyHebrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time for morning COCAINE!

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farquhar 1 point ago +1 / -0

where did the image go?

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dijokcl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats a spicy meme.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fantastic Haha

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hawkens85 0 points ago +1 / -1

I feel like this needs the Curb your Enthusiasm meme format.