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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,189,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.672 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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DragonEnergyBunny [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg so do we have a brick bot?

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167806 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6352573009587335868675648% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1845.20214339181063421882072 MILES WIDE and 491.762869797928823506323582 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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DragonEnergyBunny [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess you do not get a coat patriot 😔