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SurfandTurf 119 points ago +119 / -0

Whoa. Mind blown.

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PyroSphere 46 points ago +46 / -0

It's how the GEOTUS thinks, his brain is gears, within gears, within gears. All turning in every direction at once.

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trailerman168233 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lots of directions. love it. KAG.

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winsome 2 points ago +3 / -1

A wheel within a wheel?

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InLimbo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same. Total blessing in disguise.

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NotProgCensored 94 points ago +95 / -1

In a single term. Obama couldn't do it in two.

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TDAF 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Somebody else...made that happen."

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OGRapHat 2 points ago +2 / -0

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

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ZacPetkanas 14 points ago +14 / -0

Obama couldn't do it in two.

Is his defense, he wasn't trying to. 0bama, our first openly anti-American president, wanted to hurt us

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lancerprime 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wilson and FDR were just as bad.

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WisestGuru93 9 points ago +9 / -0

As much as I think Obama is a traitor, he's not the worst president. Obama's scam lasted 8 years. Wilson signed the Federal Reserve into law in 1913 and we are still slaves to the debt machine central banking system. It doesnt matter how ignorant anyone is about the fact the 100% of the population gets taxed 4% thru inflation every year. Year after year. The more money you save, the more inflation takes away. Subconsciously teaching people to spend now instead of saving since saving gets "penalized". With incalculable damages on humanity's growth.

Central banking system, all conspiracies included is far and away the biggest scam.

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side_o_beef 3 points ago +3 / -0

[Gaddafi has entered the chat...]

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

True

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gtp2nv 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the damn truth!!

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Proud_American 40 points ago +40 / -0

Good thing this next trick involves a rabbit and a hat.

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leakmouth 24 points ago +25 / -1

and big Mike’s magic wand

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HankHollywood 23 points ago +23 / -0

Thankfully it won't involve Big Mikes magic wand.

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fuqdup 6 points ago +6 / -0

A white rabbit?

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BaconIsNotHaram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Magic is racist

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Nunyo_Biznez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg, have you seen black people react to magic vs. white people? Comedy!

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Mast3rmind 30 points ago +31 / -1

If you think they will ever credit Trump for doing anything good, you’ll be waiting a long time.

Trump could singlehandedly produce a COVID vaccine from his own jizz, save the world from the virus, achieve peace in Israel, reunify the Koreas and topple the Chinese government, and the next day Jim Acosta will be mingeing about some brand new shit.

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cara_c 16 points ago +16 / -0

The media will never credit Trump for doing anything good, but we will have a different media by the time he's done. Right now, we have six globalist corporations controlling 90% of the news Americans consume. Before he's done, we'll have a much more diversified media, made up mostly of pro-America voices.

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SameCookiePseudonym 7 points ago +7 / -0

I doubt it, unfortunately. The media companies are largely owned by telecoms, who make a fuckload of money and aren't going anywhere.

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commies0ride0free 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hate that you’re right.

Dear God though, if he could liberate DPRK tho....

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radiox305 8 points ago +8 / -0

The media provokes liberals to hate America unless it's their president, that in itself is stupid.

Obama leftist prick 8 years, I didn't stop admiring our nation one bit, There is just something not right in the head with liberals, proof it's a disease.

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Miasmo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mr. President you said you were going to purchase Greenland. Why haven't you done that yet?

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NimbleNavigator2019 25 points ago +25 / -0

It’s very complicated. Think of it: purchasing a country. Greenland is an island. It’s a big, big island. And it’s a country. No one has purchased an island like that in a long time. They purchased Manhattan from the Indians. It was a big deal. Big real estate. I know real estate. Look no one knows more - but it was big deal. And they did it and if you look at it, we’d have to make a great, big deal with Greenland to buy them. Like I said it’s a big place, it’s a big country and we’re going to buy it but we have to do a deal and no one can do a bigger deal than me, that I can tell you. You think Joe Biden can do a - I call him Sleepy Joe, Sleepy Joe Biden - you think he can do a deal like that? I don’t think so, folks. I don’t think so.

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Miasmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

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FakeNametag 9 points ago +10 / -1

"We looked at it, but we chose the Moon instead since it was abandoned and we could take it for free"

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Miasmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good one

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is it. Plug this shit into the meme machine.

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JesusisKing 13 points ago +13 / -0

wow lmao this is true

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GenrikhYagoda 13 points ago +13 / -0

I we stop making our crap in China and bring back manufacturing, the US economy will literally double. Imagine the average household income being $100k. They'll nuke Trumps face into the Moon.

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KizahdStenter 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤤 He has conditioned me to drool when winning.

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spezisthedevil 12 points ago +12 / -0

We're going to build it bigger, and stronger than ever before. We're going to come back strong....and the economy is going to be Yuge! The biggest, and best you've ever seen. That, I can tell you.

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bigdickhangsright 10 points ago +10 / -0

CNN: Trump unleashed corona to tank US economy.

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leakmouth 8 points ago +8 / -0

illfuckindoitagain.jpeg

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lifeisahologram 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well to fit their natrative, they normally claim the market takes 8 years to respond to anything. So when it goes back up, they will just say that it only went down because 8 years ago at the same time is when Obama went on a vacation or something lol

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leakmouth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can’t wait for the mental gymnastics they will use to say that Trump got lucky and the only reason the economy is good is because of the coronavirus

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Tired_of_Winning_NOT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amazing

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 7 points ago +7 / -0

Challenge accepted

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cara_c 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's really not magic. Obama (as directed by his handlers) purposely did all he could to tie business up in knots. Trump did all he could to unleash it and let it operate. That said, it's a miracle that Trump was able to pull it off, with the entire establishment and media attacking him at every turn.

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +6 / -1

I mean, he couldn’t credibly take credit for the economy before either, but I take your point.

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Qualityproduct 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, then you didn't knows how Obama foresaw a pandemic and prepared the market to rebound afterwards.. he knew by not rebuilding the stockpile he depleted, that it would cause other businesses who have no business making medical and health supplies, make medical and health supplies . Right, I heard all dat.

In all seriousness, anyone who pretends the economy was Obama's planning isn't worth talking to.

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CantStumpTheTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You didn't build that!

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'll credit Obama. You're underestimating how ridiculous they are. It'll be back to Obama's economy lmao

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

only kicks in when things are going well for some reason; that obama was a magician

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SuperBriz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea but he'll try

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commies0ride0free 5 points ago +5 / -0

BIGGER AND BETTER

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I saw Obama spouting off on Social Media about how long it will take to get people back to work and how we need to have a list of this or that (people that had the virus and recovered or something). So, if Obama is saying this, we need to get back to work today.

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin TRUTH! 💥💥💥💥

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kamakura7 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's an Obama economy aftershock!

  • r/Politics, probably
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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

😮😉😎

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krog 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only bright spot in this is that if the economy comes back by November, it's basically a guaranteed landslide.

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Bob383 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even better, proving that he can rebuild the economy rapidlywill also sorta prove he was the one that did it the first time.

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debi_birx_scarf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why I didn't think of this?

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not_a_shill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best use of this template i've seen in a while.

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jomten 4 points ago +4 / -0

They need it to be this way, so every time a democrat takes over and tanks the economy its republicans fault.

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sleazysaxsolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

FU OBAMA. I’ll also vote for GEOTUS a second time!

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Geehod_jimmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

holy fucking kek

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Beyond_Insemination 3 points ago +3 / -0

30K DOW upcoming

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice.

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VeryRarePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noice!

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The_Kuru 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden will take credit for the second time rebuilt economy in the debates. You think I jest?

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Insert deranged picture of Goofy here.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two scoops, two genders, two wands.

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RusherOfDin 2 points ago +2 / -0

That thought has got to scare the shit out of the DNC.

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Pres-Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confidence will move mountains, Trump's confidence will move economies.

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TheDonaldVET1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch. He will find a way.

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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will create a new term called "roller coaster economy" where it starts off slow during your 2 terms then it blasts off during your rivals presidency, then goes down, then back up. Obama is always the reason the economy does good.

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the year 3030 when the economy comes out of yet another recession and some pathetic leftist reeeees "obama's policies finally kicking in!"

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well done

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll still try to give it to him, because democrats are stupid.

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gtp2nv 1 point ago +1 / -0

Preach!!

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OhGonzo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, so this thing was actually Trump's fault, but once again he's 1290.768 moves ahead.